But he will always live on in Windows Media Player.

Here he is, my friends. You can also find him in Cool Stuff.

The Wal-Mart will not be going in here.

That crazy dancing guy (you know, the one who slows down the load time on this page) has almost disappeared to the archives.

Oh yeah…and there’s a Wal-Mart going in across the street from our house. I would be scared of people tracking me down, but then I realize that there are Wal-Marts going in everywhere.

I will be tracking the Wal-Mart.

Here are some cool actors making faces in a Time photo essay.

I have a personal goal to read some books that have been recommended to me, so come share the journey with me.

Or not. 

So to leave a comment you now have to do some simple math, but now we don’t have to hear from broker companies offering samurai car insurance.

It says ‘Please add 2 and 9′ to be able to comment.

So I’m starting to get spam in my comments.

I don’t know why auto insurance would care about Peter Sellers.

Arwen was asking enthusiastically to watch Star Wars. We watched Return of the Jedi. When Darth Vader checks up on the progress of the second Death Star, Arwen shouts, “Darth Vader! Woohoo! [kooo kissshhh]”
“C-3PO! Ha ha!”
Jabba’s guards confronting Luke? “Pig! [snort snort]”
Jabba’s rock band? An impromptu dance number. (She sings to the Imperial March, as well.)
Nien Nunb co-piloting the Let’s-take-a-few-of-’em-with-us Plan? “Monkey! [eek eek! eek eek!]”

This is the first time that she watched it.

“Woo hoo!”

And here’s a comic that I find funny:

So…Net Neutrality might be threatened by internet providers not letting you access certain sites if they don’t want to. Here’s what one vision of the future looks like…

On the topic of bad form, the BBC brought in the wrong person for an interview and some poor cabbie was worried about why they kept asking him copyright questions.

Update: Goma is an IT guy, not a cabbie. He was applying for a job and thought it was a strange initiation.

You can probably guess my opinions on role-playing.

Those close to me know my anti-Dan Brown-stylized-history standpoint.

So it’s funny-ish to see Tom Hanks on the conservative side of things.
Man, he made two movies that don’t gel with me.
At least I have Wilson. And a big keyboard to dance on.

Here’s a heartwarming storybook.

And here’s The Ninja Rap, brought to my attention by Rachel (who I think is too afraid to comment).

Their full site is here.

And here’s a new way to make lightsabers…

Man, Tommy the Cannon needs to add this into his routine:

As seen on Break.com

And here’s today’s geek reference.

You can see some pictures from my life as a clown here.

Here is an e-mail exchange that we sent to our friends in ingleterra. My Bible study’s a funny group:

Hola! Como esta ? Que tal? Hace mucho calor. Hoy trababajo, que el
farmacia es bueno. Cuando es su vuelo aqui? Los hombres en el
groupo
vamos a la casa de Peter manana noches a ver jugar al Phoenix Suns.
Has la vista (bebe)
Dan

And here is the response, from a friend in the U.S.:

So, I don’t know if it is a group joke or what, but I wanted to know what Dan said. (I don’t know any Spanish) so, I used babelfish.com and I think the translation is funny!
“Hello! Like this? That so? Long ago heat. Today trababajo, that the pharmacy is good. When aqui is its flight? The men in groupo we are going to the manana house of Peter nights to see play the Phoenix Suns. There are the Vista (it drinks)”
Little more laughter on a Monday for you.

Merri

Yep. Good ole babelfish. “With a mighty warcry of ‘Я не думаю любой из вас говорит русского,’ the shadowy patron hurls the previously concealed knife at the third thug. ”

And here’s the obligatory geek reference.

I spent Friday night dressed as a clown, blowing up balloon animals and telling jokes.

Here’s a joke for you:

Q: Who was the worst lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses. He broke all 10 at one time.
Buh-dum-bum.

So, while you wait for pictures, read about “thought experiments“.

Almost forgot! My wife watches TV online now. Much better than regular airing.

Even though I don’t have cable, I can still “watch” the Suns game…via Yahoo!

I like the text’s color commentary. I hope someone gets punched.
Here’s a preview:

5:43 LAL – P.Jackson punched by Y.Mom.

I guess it’s a big Star Wars day. Get it? May the FOURTH be with you.

(You see, because it’s May the month and…)