I ended up watching the show with a group of people, so I didn’t write while watching.
Here’s a simulation:

“Oof. That dog plowed into her.”
“What? He was almost there!”
“9 minutes? Wow.”
“No! Not Cell Phone Girl!”
“Dude.”
That last part was when the villain was revealed. Pretty sweet. Lesson to be learned: Never trust TV sets talking to you in trashy values. (Just like my pappy used to say.)

NAU was featured on BBSpot (the satire site) today. If anything, we sure do have funny paleontology maps.

Semi-related posts:

1. Prepare for Awesomeness
2. Cruel World Cup
3. Jai, Kisah, and Worf
4. World Cup 2006
5. Simpsons movie, eh?