That’s how many calories, approximately, I would burn if I walked 500 miles. And then there’d be another 850739.9932 more. Just to be the man who burns 850739.9932 calories just to fall down at your door.
I walked 5.946 miles today. That’s 12560 steps. Yes, I have a pedometer. I didn’t even try to walk that much. It was back to school night. I was at school from 7 this morning until 20 minutes ago. Woo.
On the topic of Woo…
Devin and Morgan…Vegas? You better have someone take video, or I will send the barbarian horde to reek havoc on you. (If you think I meant ‘wreak’, you haven’t met these barbarians.)
Seriously, totally excited. Wake up each morning thinking of ways to serve each other and you will do well.
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Total calories for a Scottish Proclaimer:
17014789.9864