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Try out Line Rider.

Click on this for the video in question.
I would like to deny that I resemble anything in this video, but once he bought the bootleg copy of the Star Wars holiday special, I was sold. (Rollin’ DnD.)

Here’s some evidence for you to consider:

Talk Like A Pirate 

Nobody’s Watching and Mentos 

The 10th Dimension 

The Children on Hurin 

A Star Wars Holiday Cartoon 

Monster Hunting 

and the classic

All Your Base 
Star Wars Kid Clones
Star Wars Kid Dance Mix

(It’s probably a rumor.)
Now that’s a Star Trek I can get behind. One that’s directed by JJ Abrams. One that hopefully has a techno beat. One where Spock knows Kung Fu (which, we all know, was originally a Vulcan creation).

Did you know that you can interact with people at Disneyland while you are at home? Here is one of my friends on the Buzz Lightyear ride:

That’s crazy.
Here’s the place to interact.

Later I will tell you my opinion of KPHO replacing Dora the Explorer and Blue’s Clues with Trollz.

1. I cleaned the toilets
2. I mowed the lawn and got smooshed weed-eater weeds in my hair
3. My feet were covered in mud from watering the yard
4. My shins were covered in mud from washing yard furniture
5. I cleaned out a tube from my garbage disposal that was clogged with an interlacing sliced carrot array - water that can’t go forward does, in fact, spray backwards
6. My daughter vomited - don’t worry, my shirt and lap caught almost everything. The couch got a little, but she remained clean. (Which was actually my objective.)

That was all last night. I don’t say this to complain, only that I never thought me showering would be so freaking hilarious.

And here’s some cute kids making cupcakes:

Funny grandparents:

And here’s some more fun from the portfolio vault: High Noun Showdown

The hit show reminds me of Majestic-12.
This ad site was connected in iTunes:
apollocandy.com

I clicked on the Hanso group link and watched the benefactor’s speech.
Namaste. Any connection to the Dharma Initiative?

On the Hanso site, I Selected All and got:

Pdeo eo jkp ukqn bwqhp. Wo ukq kjya odkqpaz wp pda pkl kb ukqn hqjco,
sa’ra whh ckp “xhkkz kj kqn dwjzo.” E fqop dkla iu bneajz eo naopejc awou.

Sdana wna ukq? E’hh jaaz ukq pk iaap ia ej Jknswu.

Any thoughts?

Interesting! Try this de-coder:
http://smurfoncrack.com/pygenere/index.php
and set the length of code words to 2.

WW?

I once feared them. Now…

I, for one, welcome our ant overlords.

Check this out

Google has crossed the line, and yet I like it.
The population of Japan came to my phone.

It reminds me of this book I just read.
Try out asking your phone for directions. Imagine being lost and then…bang!

My favorite part of the site is:
“Note: if you recently changed carriers, and are having trouble using Google SMS, please contact us.”

This can be translated to:
“We used to be able to track you. Now help us reestablish our warm embrace upon your very soul.”

I may sound like an alarmist. I doesn’t mean I won’t use. It’s that cool.

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This is pretty cool, too.

I don’t know if I had posted this calamity, but I’m finishing up my degree this fall and I have to do a huge portfolio/reflection of my work. I forgot I had done this:
http://dana.ucc.nau.edu/~btg/etc667/multimedia/

The instructor had made requirements to put, basically, every bit of multimedia type on one page (including streaming MIDI). I did this page sarcastically. He loved it.

I seem to have a decent squad this year for Fantasy Football. I have The Edge from the Cardinals (who did very well, I must add!)

When I think The Edge, I think of this guy:

I think he’s more R&B than RB.

Here’s a link to one of my favorite songs (even though it’s not by The Edge):

http://clay.xmarkhosting.com/Music/wilderness.mp3

Click on the link and then check out the lyrics. Sort of my own 9/11 deal. Sort of.

The rain falls on the righteous and the wicked
Mine is not to reason why this is
In this I rest in this I find my refuge
That my thoughts and ways are not His
I spend my life on looking up the answers
It’s rare that I can’t find a reason why
But reasons fail at children without mothers
His plan is more than I can know

Have you ever held in doubt
What this life is all about
Have you questioned all these things that seem important to us
Do you really wanna know
Or are you a little scared
You’re afraid that God is not really exactly what you’d have Him be
What should I hold to and what should I do
How do I know if anything’s true
I’m somewhere in-between Canaan and Egypt
A place called the wilderness

I’m not one who always trusts their feelings
I don’t believe in what you’d call blind faith
But faith that you can do all that you promised
And you said it all works for good
It’s safe to say I don’t see the big picture
I can’t see the forest for the trees
And if five hundred lives
Were mine to get to know
You all could be spent on just this

God do you really understand what it’s like to be a man
Have You ever felt the weight of loving all the things you Hate
Have You struggled have you worried
How can You sympathize

I have spoken too soon put my hand over my mouth
I can’t contend with You
Your ways are so much higher
And we pass through the fire that Christ endured before us
When You were in the wilderness

So, I got the idea from BBSpot:

and here’s the result.

I received this list from The Cannon King. I figure the only way to appropriately respond is to put it here (I’ll put anything on the Internet) and have you comment your ordered list.

Here is the Awesome List, first organized into alphabetical order. Now place it in order from most to least awesome.

• Aliens
• Apache Warriors
• Banditos
• Bigfoot/Yeti
• Bushmen
• Cavemen
• Chupacabra/Jersey Devil
• Clowns
• Cyclops
• Elves
• Fairies/Nymphs
• Ghosts
• Giants
• Gnomes
• Gypsies
• Hillbillies
• Hobos
• Knights
• Leprechauns
• Mer-People
• Mummies
• Ninjas
• Ogres
• Pirates
• Robots
• Trolls
• Vampires
• Vikings
• Werewolves
• Witches/Warlocks
• Wizards
• Zombies

Here’s my awesomeness order, from most to least:

1. Ninjas
2. Robots
3. Knights
4. Pirates
5. Elves
6. Giants
7. Gnomes
8. Bigfoot/Yeti
9. Aliens
10. Zombies
11. Gypsies
12. Vikings
13. Werewolves
14. Banditos
15. Cyclops
16. Mer-People
17. Bushmen
18. Apache Warriors
19. Clowns
20. Ogres
21. Ghosts
22. Chupacabra/Jersey Devil
23. Trolls
24. Hillbillies
25. Fairies/Nymphs
26. Leprechauns
27. Cavemen
28. Vampires
29. Wizards
30. Mummies
31. Hobos
32. Witches/Warlocks
33. A one-eyed Irish fairy that has a katana but has sailed in her majesty’s royal navy to sink the robot Spanish armada that was granted help from Alpha Centauri to be able to swim under the sea…under the sea…where they dance with tamborines like in Romania and make cookies in trees to be able to eat with brains, mead from Valhalla, fight for Geronimo while playing a didjeridu (Huzzah!) and tinkering with gems in a lawn to be able to survive in the forest, where they don’t need no stinkin’ badges, and squirt people with water from a wolfsbane’s flower passed down from Nefertiti to Krog the Destroyer (who likes to hide under bridges and listen to emo/undead music made popular by Billy Suckgoat’s Gruff and his men of constant sorrow) to be able to ride the rails…with magic! He might look something like this.

That’s my list. What’s yours?