So, I got the idea from BBSpot:
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Rejected Sequels to Snakes on a Plane
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| 11. | Aches on a Plane: Flight attendants go crazy and massacre a plane filled with old people who can’t stop complaining about their aching backs. |
| 10. | Rakes on a Plane: Hilarity strikes as rakes left in the aisles of a 747 bonk passengers on the forehead. |
| 9. | Fakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of plane when, during turbulence, the silicone breasts jiggle out of control. |
| 8. | Mistakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the moviegoers as a series of plot holes and continuity gaps make this the most dreadful film to watch. |
| 7. | Stakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the vampire passengers of a plane when one of the human passengers pulls out a wooden stake from his carry-on luggage. |
| 6. | Shakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when the pilot has too many cups of coffee and gets the shakes. |
| 5. | Quakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when a friendly Quake game turns into a brawl. |
| 4. | Flakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when one of the passenger’s severe dandruff problem clogs up the air conditioning system. |
| 3. | Cakes on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when hordes of cake-wielding clowns run amok onboard. |
| 2. | Steaks on a Plane: Terror strikes the passengers of a plane when they find out some of the steaks from the inflight lunch have mad cow disease. |
| 1. | Frakes on a Plane: Terror strikes Commander Riker as he’s placed in coach class with the Star Trek Fan Club of Minneapolis. |
and here’s the result.
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And here’s Knights of Cydonia. It fits my ultimate rock song. Hardly any lyrics, and when it does, it’s either ethereal U2 or harmonized Queen.
There’s many movie references. And check the video’s copyright date.
Takes on a Dane- A dozen brief renditions of Hamlet
That’s funny.
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