Should I be concerned if a candidate is endorsed by the state newspaper? Is there some Kane Citizenry going on?
To be fair, the Republicans have been calling my house. We are moving up in the ranks, or so it would seem. Here is the chronological list of phone calls that we have received telling us to get out and vote for Republican candidates.
- Some Melman RNC guy who keeps e-mailing my school address. “The Democrats are counting on you staying home.”
- Jon Kyl
- John McCain
- Rudi Giuliani
- President George W. Bush
- Luis Gonzalez
It’s a sad venture, but I think this is in a progressive list of who the Republican party thinks is important, with 6 being top-ranking. I was awaiting Arnold, but I guess he couldn’t foot the long distance call from the governor’s Predatorium in California.
I was singing partial lyrics to Jimmy Cracks Corn (I don’t know if you care) and walked into the bedroom this afternoon. My wife was annoyed by the song. Minutes later she walked in laughing. The music clue on Jeopardy read “This song was said to be a favorite of Abraham Lincoln”. Guess which song that is?
The possibilities and conclusions boggle the mind. The reason that clue came up was:
- I am a precog
- God has a sense of humor
- Alex Trebek emits mind-controlling radio waves
- I have more in common with the 16th president than just a killer beard
Limitless possibilities.
What’s a blue tail fly and who’s the master they’re talking about? Click here to listen.



I think I’ll start a new contest. How many times can you find Brent and Tom in clipart? Winner gets something cool.
Here’s a picture of my friends from childhood, as seen on a purse that my mom bought:
