I’m wondering if AOL (who sponsored tonight’s race) made sure to dedicate lots of server bandwith to make sure the racers’ family videos didn’t lag.
“Okay, fast forward, we’re through with this.” That’s Gavin’s reaction to the sobbing of the moms seeing their kids on the laptops in the Helsinki Internet cafes. He also thinks that Finland should be easy to navigate.
Gavin predicts that there will be no eliminations this episode. We shall see.
“Moisturizer means I love my face.” Wow. (That wasn’t Gavin, but one of the male models racing in the show.)
Crawling through the mud or skiing on top of the mud? Alls I know is that the guy got stuck waist-deep.
“The blondies, they passed us.” Pure Shakespeare.
That mine sure looks like fun. Where’re the animatronic coalminers?
And who would have thought that a mile under the earth would be dark and not shorts weather? But wow! Riding a bike downhill in a tunnel, chipping away limestone to get the clue, and using only a headlamp for illumination…very cool. Riding down was easy. Having to walk back up with the limestone is not as easy. Seeing male models in a coal mine reminds me of Zoolander. What is this tool? “Some kind of poky thing…”
Zoolander like this:

I think it would be funny if the mine had a cage with a dead canary in it.
Semi-related posts:
1. Open Windows and go to Start, then run.
2. Type in or copy “telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl” without the “s.
3. Sit back and watch the ASCII movie
It’s pretty awesome.
I knew that I had seen this version of Star Wars before. I recognized the Hitchhiker reference.



You might like this:
Have you seen the animated GIF of Empire Strikers back?
It’s a trap!