In a sarcastic tone – “Is this a scam?”

Here’s something from my college webmail:

Our criteria has changed, so if you are still interested in obtaining a real BA, BS, or MBA then let us know by Friday. We no longer require class time, and just need to verify your information via phone. Our Knowledge Based (D)egree Program (KBDP) is a legitimate program administered by our University. Since we require no class time you must call our educational consolers to verify your knowledge of the (d)egree of interest.

Our counselors are available 24 hours daily, so just leave a message and they will call you back shortly.

(773)-509-4920
Office of the Registrar

Yes, they did spell “counselors” as people who console. But please don’t call that phone number. Why did I go through this whole masters thing when I could have just proven my knowle(D)ge.

Something that is not a scheme is this whole thing with the post offices. If you still live in a neighborhood where the postal worker comes to the door, you can just leave your outgoing package on the doorstep and they will take it to the distribution center. This should hopefully relieve some post office stress this Christmas.

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