I was going to write about how I got William’s iPod working (to get it off of the sad iPod icon, you do have to throw it against the ground) but now it has the ‘folder and exclamation point’ icon.
But!
Resistance
If you have an access to a PS3, you must play Resistance: Fall of Man in Co-Op mode. It’s 1951 and post-WWII troops are fighting a communist zombie empire. It is terrifying. Imagine Call of Duty/Band of Brothers mixed with Resident Evil. To some, it may sound cheesy. To me it represents mortars exploding while I storm a zombie turret with my company while avoiding War of the Worlds-eque walkers.
Resistance also represents my New Year’s Eve party that I am going to. It’s hosted by the Borgs. They’re very welcoming. (I’m serious. That’s their last names, and avoiding their buffalo wings platter is futile.)
In celebration of the New Year, we are growing our very own zombie hillbilly. (I guess the more socially friendly term would be ‘Yankee-ly challenged post-life citizen’.)
Our resident ninja will be at the party with us:
If you notice on the package, our Yankee-ly challenged post-life citizen will grow to 600% its original size. We knew that we needed to activate our interlock, connect our dynatherms, and have our infracells up.
That is why Voltron will make sure that our Yankee-ly challenged post-life citizen does not ravage the galaxy while we are away.
Megathrusters are go!
Because of this cosmic event, the Ewok medicine man is acting as foreman. Things were shaky with getting permits, but Skeletor came out to the site and gave it a thumbs up. (Never again will I complain of Eternia‘s bureaucracy. Man-at-Arms even validates parking if you ask nicely enough.)
In case you acquire a Yankee-ly challenged post-life citizen of your own, know this:
They are for entertainment purposes only. They are not to be consumed.
To view the rest of the album (of which I will update throughout the night), go here.
For the wiki entry, go here.
White Elephant?
Where else would we get a Yankee-ly challenged post-life citizen?
(But, if you asked me, if I had a white elephant, I wouldn’t give it away. I would name it ‘Stampy’.)
6:30 – No noticeable change in my zombie.
Vladivostok, you have 30 minutes to find your date for New Years.
12:30am Happy New Years! The zombie is starting to grow.
Here are some New Years videos:
Video 2
You Tube New Years Crazy Domino Throwing
2:13pm – George Lucas brought in the Rose Bowl New Year:
The zombie is growing! He is almost at the top of the water level. Soon Tokyo will be running.
A disturbing development, though…His pants are dissolving.
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