It’s ok to have your personal firewall turned on.

That is the subject of the spam e-mail that my school address got. The message then went on to say:

We offer kayaking, diving, and treks.

Well, that’s a relief. But I do hate their lack of parallelism! It should be “trekking” to add to The Flow.

The e-mail that followed this one?

Orcs will take you all the way.

Upon receipt, the duct tape is removed and the paper copy of the datagram is optically scanned into a electronically transmittable form.

This was sent by osasa Vuong. She is a member of the Intendent caste.

These e-mails are not the first, so now I have a category called Kitschtech, where all of my blargh tech stories can hopefully bring a smile to your osasa-Vuong@autopartner-streubel.de faces.

NeuroSky Inc is reading my thoughts

Have you seen this company?

They make brainscanners and neural mappers. They also make Force-controlled Darth Vader games.

Behind the mask is a sensor that touches the user’s forehead and reads the brain’s electrical signals, then sends them to a wireless receiver inside the saber, which lights up when the user is concentrating. The player maintains focus by channeling thoughts on any fixed mental image, or thinking specifically about keeping the light sword on. When the mind wanders, the wand goes dark.

Engineers at NeuroSky Inc. have big plans for brain wave-reading toys and video games. They say the simple Darth Vader game – a relatively crude biofeedback device cloaked in gimmicky garb – portends the coming of more sophisticated devices that could revolutionize the way people play.

Technology from NeuroSky and other startups could make video games more mentally stimulating and realistic. It could even enable players to control video game characters or avatars in virtual worlds with nothing but their thoughts.

Adding biofeedback to “Tiger Woods PGA Tour,” for instance, could mean that only those players who muster Zen-like concentration could nail a put. In the popular action game “Grand Theft Auto,” players who become nervous or frightened would have worse aim than those who remain relaxed and focused.

NeuroSky’s prototype measures a person’s baseline brain-wave activity, including signals that relate to concentration, relaxation and anxiety. The technology ranks performance in each category on a scale of 1 to 100, and the numbers change as a person thinks about relaxing images, focuses intently, or gets kicked, interrupted or otherwise distracted.

The technology is similar to more sensitive, expensive equipment that athletes use to achieve peak performance. Koo Hyoung Lee, a NeuroSky co-founder from South Korea, used biofeedback to improve concentration and relaxation techniques for members of his country’s Olympic archery team.

For being from the future their website needs a little help.

In Twilight Princess, when I’m trying to rescue the kid by horse-chase and then a showdown joust over a spanning bridge, I don’t want to play worse because my mind is singing “Meow Meow Meow Meow” or “I am I, Don Quixote, the Lord of La Mancha! My destiny calls and I go!”

On the topic of hearts racing…
Google is also getting into the mind-reading. They’re actually being challenged by Internet “guardians” for wanting to put public government records online.

God Pays Debts

“Well, yeah” you may say. But today I went in to the bank. Before all that: First I must say, “Thank you, group.” I’m really glad that I came to group last night. I never would have thought to ask for the finance charges to be removed. You saved me quite a bit of money as the bank manager refunded all of the service charges. (Yes, all $100 of them.)

I truly feel that God was at work here. It was not based on my smooth words. I think I uttered, “Please…fix…now….”

(I may have also thrown in a, “Fire…bad!” as I searched for Igor.)

Thanks again for praying with me, my friends. (And for watching my daughter while my wife is out of the country.)

Keep in mind there’s a children’s festival right now…

This was tough to find, but I’m a friend of a friend to the three guys and I don’t want this story to disappear:

ANKARA, Turkey Apr 22, 2007 (AP)— A court jailed five suspects Sunday on murder charges linked to the killings of three Christians who were tied up and had their throats slit at a publishing house which had drawn protests by nationalists for distributing Bibles.

Six others were released pending trial, the court said. It was unclear what charges the six faced and a trial date has not yet been set. A 12th suspect, who tried to escape from police by jumping from a fourth-floor balcony at the scene of the killings, remains hospitalized in stable condition and was expected to be charged later.

The three victims a German man and two Turks who converted to Christianity were killed Wednesday at a Christian publishing house in Malatya.

The attack added to concerns in Europe about whether the predominantly Muslim country which is bidding for European Union membership can protect its religious minorities.

Christians make up just a fraction of 1 percent of Turkey’s population of 71 million.

Christian leaders said they are worried that nationalists were stoking hostilities against non-Turks and non-Muslims by exploiting growing uncertainty over Turkey’s place in the world.

The uncertainty and growing suspicion against foreigners has been driven by the faltering EU bid, a resilient Kurdish separatist movement and by increasingly vocal Islamists who see themselves and Turkey as locked in battle with a hostile Christian West.

People that I talk to about this respond that it’s what to expect from organized religion. Crusades, witch trials, and all that. But I know that there have been murders where the criminal had no religion. Conversations that I have had recently share a theme: people boycott religion because it has been used for evil.

But if I searched the Internet, I might find the cause for the war in Iraq as being a fight over oil and petrol. Those same people who so quickly boycott religion are reluctant to give up driving a car.

Ideologies of convenience are just as dangerous to the world.

Should I call it a bureaucracy if I want their help?

Stars and Stripes Youth Dance Troupe

The problem:

U.S.-born children from the Stars and Stripes Dance Troupe are having trouble getting passports.  Their parents put in the paperwork in January. The Washington passport office can be reached. The Washington branch sent an e-mail to the San Francisco branch but the San Francisco branch has not checked their e-mail as of this writing. An appointment cannot be made in San Francisco until April 30. The $2000, already fundraised-for, flight to Turkey leaves this Wednesday (April 18).
These children are scheduled to perform in the International Children’s Festival in Turkey later this week. Without the three kids (of the ten kid team) getting their passports, not only are the dances going to be significantly altered at the last minute, but it puts the team dangerously under the required roster size.

This is the first time that the U.S. has been represented in this Turkish festival.

Possible solutions:

  1. As my dad calls it, “become a pebble in their shoe” – mainly the congress people who have some connection to the U.S. government.
    Jon Kyl
    John McCain
    Jeff Flake and the Representatives
  2. Get the story out over the Internet. Maybe someone has a friend of a friend.
  3. Pray. God will do great things even if it isn’t in our timing.

An In-Law Films Video was featured on ABC’s Nightline

My wife did the soundtrack on GarageBand, but my brother-in-law was the one that wrote and filmed the video minis of the Easter Bunny vs. Jesus.
ABC was doing a feature on user-created videos:
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=3028650
Once you get past ABC’s advertisement, go to the 44 second mark. You’ll see “the true meaning of Easter”. Yeah Eric and Kyle!

Also, my wife will be on K-Love national radio on Friday morning talking about Stars and Stripes. It is a dance troupe that she is taking to Aydin, Turkey to participate in the International Children’s Festival next week. This is the first time that the United States has ever participated in this festival, so my wife as the director is pretty excited.

Here is an update: K-Love has a link to her interview here

Francis Collins, leader of the Human Genome Project, talks about God

I found this article on National Geographic’s website. Pretty interesting stuff. The full article is here.

In the article he talks about suffering:

Horgan: Physicist Steven Weinberg, who is an atheist, asks why six million Jews, including his relatives, had to die in the Holocaust so that the Nazis could exercise their free will.

Collins: If God had to intervene miraculously every time one of us chose to do something evil, it would be a very strange, chaotic, unpredictable world. Free will leads to people doing terrible things to each other. Innocent people die as a result. You can’t blame anyone except the evildoers for that. So that’s not God’s fault. The harder question is when suffering seems to have come about through no human ill action. A child with cancer, a natural disaster, a tornado or tsunami. Why would God not prevent those things from happening?

Horgan: Some philosophers, such as Charles Hartshorne, have suggested that maybe God isn’t fully in control of his creation. The poet Annie Dillard expresses this idea in her phrase “God the semi-competent.”

Collins: That’s delightful—and probably blasphemous! An alternative is the notion of God being outside of nature and time and having a perspective of our blink-of-an-eye existence that goes both far back and far forward. In some admittedly metaphysical way, that allows me to say that the meaning of suffering may not always be apparent to me. There can be reasons for terrible things happening that I cannot know.

Horgan: I’m an agnostic, and I was bothered when in your book you called agnosticism a “cop-out.” Agnosticism doesn’t mean you’re lazy or don’t care. It means you aren’t satisfied with any answers for what after all are ultimate mysteries.

Collins: That was a put-down that should not apply to earnest agnostics who have considered the evidence and still don’t find an answer. I was reacting to the agnosticism I see in the scientific community, which has not been arrived at by a careful examination of the evidence. I went through a phase when I was a casual agnostic, and I am perhaps too quick to assume that others have no more depth than I did.

It’s pretty cool that he breaks the stereotype of believers being unthinking, superstitious opiate addicts.

Horgan: I’m really asking, does religion require suffering? Could we reduce suffering to the point where we just won’t need religion?

Collins: In spite of the fact that we have achieved all these wonderful medical advances and made it possible to live longer and eradicate diseases, we will probably still figure out ways to argue with each other and sometimes to kill each other, out of our self-righteousness and our determination that we have to be on top. So the death rate will continue to be one per person, whatever the means. We may understand a lot about biology, we may understand a lot about how to prevent illness, and we may understand the life span. But I don’t think we’ll ever figure out how to stop humans from doing bad things to each other. That will always be our greatest and most distressing experience here on this planet, and that will make us long the most for something more.

That reminds me of C. S. Lewis talking about aliens and UFOs and if God loved them. Lewis responded that the real issue is that we would meet the aliens, welcome them in, and try to eradicate their culture with pox-ridden blankets.

There are some scientists/philosophers that aren’t excited about his beliefs:

I hope the reader will share my amazement that passages like this have come from one of the most celebrated scientists in the United States.

Any intellectually honest person must admit that he does not know why the universe exists. Secular scientists, of course, readily admit their ignorance on this point. Believers like Collins do not.

Is disbelief in Zeus or Thor also a form of “blind faith”? Must we really “disprove” the existence of every imaginary friend?

Yowch! Jesus the same as an imaginary friend?

Belief from a scientist, especially a successful one, shouldn’t be disturbing.

Here’s a funky story about Eddie Rickenbacker, the guy that shot down the Red Baron:

” On one of his flying missions across the Pacific, he and his seven member crew went down. Miraculously, all of the men survived, crawled out of the plane, and climbed into life rafts.

Captain Rickenbacker and his crew floated for days on the rough waters of the Pacific. They fought the sun. They fought sharks. Most of all, they fought hunger. By the eighth day their rations ran out. No food. No water. They were hundreds of miles from land and no one knew where they were. They needed a miracle.

That afternoon they had a simple devotional service and prayed for a miracle. Then they tried to nap. Eddie leaned back and pulled his military cap over his nose. Time dragged. All he could hear was the slap of the waves against the raft.

Suddenly, Eddie felt something land on the top of his cap.

It was a seagull! Old Ed would later describe how he sat perfectly still, planning his next move. With a flash of his hand and a squawk from the gull, he managed to grab it and wring its neck. He tore the feathers off, and he and his starving crew made a meal – a very slight meal for eight men – of it. Then they used the intestines for bait. With it, they caught fish, which gave them food and more bait…and the cycle continued. With that simple survival technique, they were able to endure the rigors of the sea until they were found and rescued.

Eddie Rickenbacker lived many years beyond that ordeal, but he never forgot the sacrifice of that first lifesaving seagull. And he never stopped saying, “Thank You.” That’s why almost every Friday night he would walk out to the end of a pier with a bucket full of shrimp, and feed the seagulls with a heart full of gratitude. ”

Eddie and his crew spent 24 days in the rafts before being sighted by American airplanes. Eddie went from 180 to 126 pounds during that ordeal. He lived about another 30 years after that and died in 1973.

How to get a Wii – The pregnant wife always wins

Yes, if you didn’t know, this is kind of a fun way to find out that we’re expecting.

We also have news of another arrival – message me with your Wii codes if you want to Mii parade. After going to Target right when they open, after countless trips to Wal-Mart after midnight, after hours obsessing, the pregnant wife beats the crowds.

Things that I have learned:

  1. The Target code for the Wii is 207-25-0001. You can type this into one of their price-check things to see if they have one in the store at all, even if it’s not on the shelves. We did not do this, though.
  2. Wal-Mart (at least in our area) gets the Wiis Monday nights. Someone comes in at 12am, gets situated, and then stocks them on the shelves between 12:30 and 1 in the morning. They usually sell out by 2:30am at the latest.
  3. Target gets their shipments during the night but you have to wait for 8am for the store to open.
  4. Target workers are the most with-it of the major non-specializing businesses. Wal-Mart guys tell you their issues. (“Man, they never keep me updated. I never know when things are coming in. They don’t respect me.”)
  5. KB Toys doesn’t do video games anymore, I guess.
  6. EB Games gets theirs via UPS. When one store in the area gets a shipment, they all will.
  7. No one will call you when the shipments come in. (Some even hate “Wii days” because of all of the phone calls, traffic, and stalkers.)
  8. itrackr.com isn’t really worth it. I didn’t pay for the text messages, but they did have a refreshable map that wasn’t accurate the three days I checked it.
  9. eBay is worth even less. To pay $310 plus shipping is goofy. I guess it’s better than the $386 Amazon price. I found one for $250 on eBay. I refreshed that auction from 10 minutes down to 30 seconds. At 23 seconds I got outbid to $280, outside of my good conscience.
  10. The RSS sites are trying their best but are moot. The only site that would update was walmart.com and the only package in stock was the Holiday (for Easter? Passover?) Bundle Pack where you had to also purchase a case and 7 launch titles. These usually sold out within the half-hour that they were posted.
  11. What it really comes down to is things working out. I went to EB Games at 10 am, right when they opened. The UPS shipment would be coming in later in the day. I called at 11am, and it hadn’t come in yet. My wife called at 12:30; all of the Wiis were sold out (Yes, they are actually selling out. It’s not a Nintendo conspiracy). As my wife went to meet with her mentee, I called another EB Games. They had 3 in. I called my wife. As things worked out, her mentee had cancelled. She was already on the road towards the store. She busted over to the store. They were really nice:

    Worker: Hello. How are you today?
    Wife: I don’t know, you tell me.
    Worker: Yes, there is a Wii still in stock.

  12. God is merciful. Not only did my pregnant wife make it safely to the store, but now she is relieved of my obsession.
  13. Nintendo is going to have one million units shipped specifically for the U.S. market. Right now there is a shortage because they are trying to distribute worldwide. Expect more April 15-May 1. This is from a Nintendo rep that visited a Target.
  14. The Wii users are a community like Mac users. We (Wii?) help each other out. Many of the “crazed” customers were actually really nice, including one young dad who agreed that if you were going to have a youngling in the house for another 18 more years, your gameplay should not be limited from 9pm-10pm every night.
  15. Strongbad looks great on the Internet channel.

I feel like a freakin’ Sam Spade or Rick Deckard.

“We all die. But how many truly live?”

“Wii play. Do you?”