It’s ok to have your personal firewall turned on.

That is the subject of the spam e-mail that my school address got. The message then went on to say:

We offer kayaking, diving, and treks.

Well, that’s a relief. But I do hate their lack of parallelism! It should be “trekking” to add to The Flow.

The e-mail that followed this one?

Orcs will take you all the way.

Upon receipt, the duct tape is removed and the paper copy of the datagram is optically scanned into a electronically transmittable form.

This was sent by osasa Vuong. She is a member of the Intendent caste.

These e-mails are not the first, so now I have a category called Kitschtech, where all of my blargh tech stories can hopefully bring a smile to your osasa-Vuong@autopartner-streubel.de faces.

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