Dear Brother,
My long-lost, African relative?
Thanks for your kindness to me towards this transaction,
No prob!
I want you to know that you are the only person who know about this transaction
Thanks for keeping it secret, Brother!
and I promise you that I am here to protect your image and be giving you all fundamental information until this fund enters into your account hence you have agreed to assist me with all your heart.
Run-on sentence be confusin’, bombad gunga.
What I want from you is to assure me of your capability of handling this transfer with trust by giving me the following information about yourself:1) Your age
2) Your occupation.
3) Are you married?
4) Tel N.
5 fax no
6 passport copy as attachment
Do 5 and 6 not require parentheses?
Base on this I will advise you to feel free all is well,
Give my personal info and then I get to feel free all is well? Two words: smokin’ deal!
I studied this transaction very well before contacting you for assistance.
You’ve worked so hard and I’ve done so little. How can I repay you?
Well, having served this bank for so many years now and nearing my retirement I deem it necessary to utilize this opportunity of the present unclaimed sum of money in the account sent inconjuction with the first proposal I sent to you to help myself and my family after my retirement through the investment I will establish in your country with my percentage in the transaction.
Ah! Well, that was thoughtful!
There is no doubt about your eligibility as the legal next of kin to our deceased customer and owner of the account number NADB4934109, with the following reasons:(a)Before the death of our deceased customer his true next of kin was not indicated to the board of directors of the bank because of the top secrecy and confidentiality of the transactions which our late customer transacted with the various governments in West Africa .(b)Owning to his failure to indicate his next of kin to the officials of the bank, it is therefore impossible for the board of directors of the bank to verify the next of kin as well as the true heartier of the fund.
As long as people own their failures and they aren’t owing, then I think we’re set.
(c)And for the above reasons the managements of the bank authorized me officially as the executive assistant manager, bill and exchange department of the bank to verify the next of kin to our deceased customer. Therefore, the bank will always abide by my official directions through the official authorization bestowed on me. And for this reasons you have nothing to fear as your interest and identity will be legally protected.More so, the only information required from you by the bank is your banking data’s as contained in the official application which I will give you to send to our bank after your immediate response because the receipt of your application is the commencement of the official process of this transaction.
Now I will like to use this opportunity to tell you the detail information concerning our deceased customer. He held account number NADB4934109, ROUTING No: 91002211 with our bank. He died in america with his family as I stated in my first mail. Since his death, this account has been dormant and nobody has applied to our bank for the release of this money to him or her as the next of kin.As the Bill and Exchange Assistant Manager of this bank, I have studied this transaction very carefully and I have noted that there are no risks involved. I am here to protect all your interests in this transaction until this money hits your account. Since I am here I shall be giving you all the developmental information from the bank as soon as this transaction commences.
You’re the manager and you needed my help for your retirement?
I know that you will not disappoint me when this money enters your account;
I don’t want to disappoint a Brother.
I have all my hope in this transaction because I shall soon go on retirement. I am a simple banker whose credibility is still intact and with my maturity and understanding, I promise to give you the best co-operation. We must hurry up with this transaction so that our bank and the government shall not claim and inherit this money because it has over-stayed.
Money wears out its welcome when it has over-stayed.
After the bank have approve your application as next of kin to our late customer I will fly down to your country for investment with my own share, but I will advise you to keep it as a top secret because no body known about this transaction except you and I.
Should I hire a bodyguard?
For more details contact me with my private number +225 06 18 84 01THANKS,
DR. ADAMU SHINKAFFII