F.E.A.R.

Have you ever wanted to be in danger of losing body function control during gameplay?

Do you like pajunk jumping out of corners at you?

Have you ever tried to punch a ghost?

Are you tired of sleeping?

My brother got F.E.A.R. for the PS3 today. You can’t say we weren’t warned. (What’s really funny was that I was checking out Wario Ware Smooth Moves. There is somewhat of a difference.)

If I had to describe the game in twenty words, I would describe it as a “fling the controller to the ground and cry like Neville Chamberlain and then pick it back up again four times” good time.

You are a super cop hunting ghosts and zombies. You have a machine gun (which still makes you feel naked) and a flashlight. It truly does have the feel of a horror cinematic experience. (Down to the indistinguishable voices in the head.) Where it diverges is the ability to scissor kick and jump.

But!

It had me scared.

I will call my brother in two days just to make sure that he’s feeling alright.

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