Archive for June, 2007

Jun 30 2007

A Farewell to Arms

Published by Booyor under Admin-type Stuff, Cool Stuff, News

Not Ernest Hemmingway, this time. This article by John Carlin in 1997 sparked the movie Live Free or Die Hard. (Which, by the way, had a great quote about how it’s not a system to crash, it’s a nation with people living their daily lives.)

Here’s the beginning: (click here for the rest)

For those on the ramparts of the world’s sole superpower, the digital winds are blowing an icy chill through the triumphant glow of the post-Cold War.

People in Washington play lots of games, but none for higher stakes than The Day After. They played a version of it in the depths of the Cold War, hoping the exercise would shake loose some bright ideas for a US response to nuclear attack. They’re playing it again today, but the scenario has changed - now they’re preparing for information war.
The game takes 50 people, in five teams of ten. To ensure a fair and fruitful contest, each team includes a cross-section of official Washington - CIA spooks, FBI agents, foreign policy experts, Pentagon boffins, geopoliticos from the National Security Council - not the soldiers against the cops against the spies against the geeks against the wonks.
The Day After starts in a Defense Department briefing room. The teams are presented with a series of hypothetical incidents, said to have occurred during the preceding 24 hours. Georgia’s telecom system has gone down. The signals on Amtrak’s New York to Washington line have failed, precipitating a head-on collision. Air traffic control at LAX has collapsed. A bomb has exploded at an army base in Texas. And so forth.
The teams fan out to separate rooms with one hour to prepare briefing papers for the president. “Not to worry - these are isolated incidents, an unfortunate set of coincidences” is one possible conclusion. Another might be “Someone - we’re still trying to determine who - appears to have the US under full-scale attack.” Or maybe just “Round up the usual militia suspects.”
The game resumes a couple of days later. Things have gone from bad to worse. The power’s down in four northeastern states, Denver’s water supply has dried up, the US ambassador to Ethiopia has been kidnapped, and terrorists have hijacked an American Airlines 747 en route from Rome. Meanwhile, in Tehran, the mullahs are stepping up their rhetoric against the “Great Satan”: Iranian tanks are on the move toward Saudi Arabia. CNN’s Christiane Amanpour, in a flak jacket, is reporting live outside the US embassy in Addis Ababa. ABC’s Peter Jennings is quizzing George Stephanopoulos on the president’s state of mind.
When suddenly, the satellites over North America all go blind …
God, Voltaire said, is on the side of the big battalions. Not any more, He ain’t. Nor on the side of the richest or even - and this may surprise you - the most extravagantly well wired. Information technology is famously a great equalizer, a new hand that can tip the scales of power. And for those on the ramparts of the world’s sole superpower, the digital winds are blowing an icy chill through the post-Cold War’s triumphant glow.
Consider this litany. From former National Security Agency director John McConnell: “We’re more vulnerable than any other nation on earth.” Or former CIA deputy director William Studeman: “Massive networking makes the US the world’s most vulnerable target” (”and the most inviting,” he might have added). Or former US Deputy Attorney General Jaime Gorelick: “We will have a cyber equivalent of Pearl Harbor at some point, and we do not want to wait for that wake-up call.”
And the Pentagon brass? They commissioned their old RAND think-tank friends, who combed through the Day After results and concluded, “The more time one spent on this subject, the more one saw tough problems lacking concrete solutions and, in some cases, lacking even good ideas about where to start.”
Not that nothing is being done. On the contrary, there’s been a frenzy of activity, most of it little noticed by Washington at large. A presidential commission has been established; the FBI, the CIA, and the NSA have created their own specialist I-war teams; interagency bodies, complete with newly minted acronyms like IPTF (Infrastructure Protection Task Force) and CIWG (Critical Infrastructure Working Group), have been set up; defense advisory committees have been submitting reports thick and fast, calling for bigger budgets, smarter bombs, more surveillance, still more commissions to combat the cyber peril.
Yet, for all the bustle, there’s no clear direction. For all the heat, there isn’t a great deal of light. For all the talk about new threats, there’s a reflexive grasp for old responses - what was good enough to beat the Soviet Union and Saddam Hussein will be good enough to beat a bunch of hackers. Smarter hardware, says the Pentagon. Bigger ears, says the NSA. Better files, says the FBI. And meanwhile The Day After’s haunting refrain is playing over and over in the back of everyone’s mind: What do we tell the White House?
A little digitally induced confusion might be par for the course in, say, the telecom industry or even on the global financial markets. But warfare is something else altogether. And while the old Washington wheels slowly turn, information technology is undermining most of the world’s accumulated knowledge about armed conflict - since Sun Tzu, anyway.

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Jun 30 2007

Haiku 4 - Die Hard

Published by Booyor under Experiment, Review

John McClane’s still rad
Apple guy can hack cell phones
Yippee kiyay, n00b

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Jun 29 2007

Haiku 3 - The Reliant is dead. Long live the Reliant!

Published by Booyor under Experiment

I’m actually choked up about this. It just turned 98,000 miles and does not have the 100,000 place. My odomoter would have zeroed out. When do you see that?

I think that we’ll be sharing one car. I’ve even looked at Vespas. I could theoretically get one for $2000. Keep in mind that I’m 6′9″.

Reliant, my foil
I’m accustomed to your face
No rear view mirror

I’m too sad to continue right now.

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Jun 28 2007

Haiku 2

Published by Booyor under Experiment

Toilet backing up

Minivan overheating

Argh! yet praise His name

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Jun 28 2007

iPhone revisited

Published by Booyor under Admin-type Stuff, News, Wii

Is it bad that I crack myself up? I posted this article back in January. Here’s a sample:

In 2007 ‘Apple Computers’ became ‘Apple’ because of all of the peripherals. In 2008 ‘Apple’ became ‘The Illuminated Majestic-12 Fruit of the Templar’ because of the world domination.

and got no hits (to be fair, thank you Peter and Devin and Macedonia). Now people are going crazy, especially from digg.com, trying to get their hands on as much info as they can about the iPhone. Hilarious.

Oh, and the whole “Should I wait in line?”/”Will it sell out?” thing? Remember: the pregnant wife always wins (especially when referenced to out of stock Wiis).

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Jun 28 2007

The Robert C. Girard Project

Published by Booyor under Admin-type Stuff, Robert Girard

The site is now up and running. It should be a pretty easy URL:
http://inlawfilms.com/robertgirard

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Jun 27 2007

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor

Published by Booyor under Experiment, Haiku

Update: There’s now a Haiku category.
We’re in the lab in summer school and I’m surrounded by the American Lit greats, like Poe.

I guess e.e. cummings wrote a poem a day from the age of 8 to something like 21. I will do an experiment. During SEI I was able to put out a webcomic a day.

Now, something far greater will occur.

365 Haiku

Summer school typing

Finn fights civilization

Quesadilla rafts

(I’m a little hungry.)

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Jun 26 2007

Wall Street Journal Referrals about PowerPoint

Published by Booyor under Admin-type Stuff, News, Review, Teaching

I’m getting a lot of referrals from the Wall Street Journal (which I never thought that I would see) because they linked to my site as having mentioned their article in something I posted.

I would hate to not give visitors new content.

I am an 8th grade English teacher. I am currently teaching high school American Lit during summer school (I actually enjoyed teaching Huck Finn this time around). My take on PowerPoint is that it is a great tool for struggling writers, especially when used in conjunction with outlining software like Inspiration.

It is in no way a substitute for essay writing. Yet it is a great lesson in editing (and plagiarism). My students want to just copy and paste from websites. What is great is that it is graphically obvious when you have grabbed a huge chunk of someone else’s text. It is especially noticeable when you have the students present their slides. When the audience starts to put their heads on their desks, your slide is too long. The students figure out which information is pertinent and which can be shaved. There is a drastic jump from the first presentation to the next one that the students do.

Now grade-school children turn in book reports via PowerPoint. The men call that an abomination. Children, they emphatically agree, need to think and write in complete paragraphs.

I think that little stick figure that’s in all your clip art is an abomination.

I will kill you with my key.

That and clippy:

Did you guys actually intend that or is this how Microsoft has twisted your dream like the George Lucas clones that they are? (I take that back. I’m a George fan.)

I understand the printing press analogy through all of the bad fonts and pages layouts that I see in assignments that are turned in. YouTube is evidence that video editing software can be used horribly wrong. (My film school buddy watched a DVD that I had made and was amazed that the home user could do some of the stuff that used to be restricted to the elite.)

PowerPoint has made business-style software that is more than just word processing accessible to students who traditionally would not take business electives. Each one of my students became proficient in content-driven PowerPoint before they left my classroom.

Now, I can’t mention PowerPoint without the ultimate PowerPoint comedian, Don McMillan.

And while we’re on technology…thanks for messing up the iPhone with your greed, AT&T.

Izzy, Phevos, and Athena: Future Microsoft Help Mascots?

 

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Jun 26 2007

It’s showtime!

Published by Booyor under Cool Stuff, Wii

Know your enemy. At least that’s what Snake says. If you have no clue about the Wii Super Smash Bros., or want to laugh at the irony of cardboard boxes, check out the E3 trailer.

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Jun 25 2007

The next dancing baby?

Published by Booyor under Uncategorized

You may be the last person online who hasn’t watched this video.

I think not, Yahoo. I think that you are getting worked by YouTube.

This, though? Now that’s awesome. Y’just can’t beat a big guy beatboxing. (When I was last on the prairie dog page, it had 46 pages of comments. We played into Yahoo’s scheme.)

Cue dramatic rodent.

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