My Future Career

When I first took the test, I came up with astronomer. Then I got 1356g brain-weight and was recommended as a mathematician. It’s later at night and I came up with 1236g – adventurer (who, I guess, don’t need as much brain power).
There is something to be said about Japanese schools. Sure they may be tougher tested, elitist, and meet six days a week, but at least you can still have the hope of living your potential as an adventurer.

I would love to sit in on that guidance counselor meeting.

Mrs. Eyer: What types of skills can you offer a future employer?

Me: Well, I can leap chasms, dodge poison arrows, and swing from vines.

Mrs. Eyer: What type of extra-curricular activities have you pursued?

Me: Last summer I recovered the Eye of Shamba-baba. I also took a class entitled “Tip-toeing on Reptile Heads: How not to suffer a pitfall” at the public library.

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