iPhone: A Transformers Haiku Review

All Spark breeds bad life

But Optimus knows that the

iPhone is born good

One of my questions was if life was created by the All Spark, why was anything that was touched turned into something nasty? Is this Michael Bay’s commentary on Mountain Dew and XBOX360? Or was there original sin on Cybertron? At their core, how different are the Autobots and the Decepticons? I wonder if an iPhone got zapped if it would go all nuts on a killing spree or just make things prettier.
A question raised by Flashlight Peter was that if you could freeze the robot to shut it down, why was the trip to space okay?

And then we realized…it’s a movie about talking semis and Hummers.

For the iPhone fans, Gavin sent me two videos that are awesome.

iPhone: The Musical

iPhone Journal – Peace in the Middle East because of Steve Jobs
If you’ve ever wanted to see krumping computer nerds rap about Mac or PC, this will fulfill those dreams.

Here’s Conan O’Brien’s take on it.

Semi-related posts:

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  2. iPhone revisited
  3. Haiku 6
  4. Superman Review
  5. J.J. Abrams, Cloverfield, January 18, 2008, Transformers, and I Believe in Harvey Dent

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