Yes, yes, I know. This is as Internet classic as Kirk and Picard, Mulder and Scully, or Putin and Gorbachev. (And Mike…this one’s for you.)
But this time it’s really funny. Here’s a sample:
24. The Music. The Star Wars soundtrack is legendary in the realm of movie soundtracks. In fact, it is probably among the most recognized orchestral music of all time, right up there with Beethoven’s Fifth symphony or that Requiem for a Dream string music that, legally, every movie released after 2003 must use. It uses a sophisticated series of musical themes to evoke certain characters at certain times, and adds a great deal to the overall feel of the series. Conversely, the pinnacle of music composition for Star Trek is two minutes of synthetic whistling. Good job.
I like BBSpot’s description of these Ewoks from Myst.

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