Selection of Games

I had read an article yesterday from a Yahoo! blogger who claimed the Wii was just a fad. (He forgot to mention that it’s a sold out console that’s tough to find on the shelf.)

One of the reasons he said it was a fad was because most people played only Wii Sports and nothing else (which, is that a bad habit?) and that the true measure of a system is in how many games it offers. (Although I saw at a swap meet a system that boasted 5000 games in one cartridge that didn’t hold true to the quality test.)

I, for one, think that there needs to be more games available on the Wii. The nice thing about my PS2 is that I can find quite a bit of games. BUT what I found myself doing was buying a couple of games for $10-$20 but not saving up for an actually good game (a couple of Black and Bruised/Starsky and Hutch instead of Metal Gear Solid 3 (yes, feel free to mock my short-sightedness))

So with a giant selection of games, I’m wondering how many truly are stellar. I have a Wii, my brother has a PS3, but neither of us have an XBOX 360. Since it’s so foreign to us, and yet Yahoo! says XBOX will dominate the Wii fad, I’m wondering how many stellar games can be picked out.

Below is a collection of screenshots from popular XBOX360 FPS games, at least according to a Google search.

Try to identify which game is represented by each screenshot.

Click for a zoomed in view.
XBOX 360 Games

I will post the answers later. I’m wondering if it will be a battle of
Quantity
In honor of Grandpa.

over
Quality
Boom, baby!

What to do in a non-Heroic world

The Haiku
How can I stand to
watch TV when there will be
no Heroes each week.

As a public service to our faithful readers, we on the editing staff have decided to provide some steps to take to cope in the “no Heroes on TV” interim (or, as well call it, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul).

Try a couple and know that you are not alone (unless you like Sylar, ’cause then we can’t be friends).

  1. Go to a department store dressing mirror and yell at “Jessica”.
  2. Riding in an elevator, grab your temples and curl up in pain, screaming,”Stop! I can’t let you have Molly!”
  3. Storm gallantly into McDonald’s claiming to be “Takezo Kensei the Sword Saint, here to restore the McRib to the regular menu” (a suitable alternative would be “reclaiming the righteousness of the Double Cheeseburger on the dollar menu”).
  4. Pretend that Matthew Fox can stop time.
  5. Mourn the absence of Nitro and Diamond on January 6.(woo, American Gladiators/Running Man)
  6. Jump off your mom’s roof wearing a red towel.
  7. Threaten to release strain 138 on the world population if more reality shows result from the writer’s strike.
  8. Two words: Potato Flippin’ Gun
  9. Create an Excel spreadsheet on the death tolls of a Self-Proclaimed Adam versus Kara Thrace Leading Humanity to Earth. Bar graph!
  10. Watch kids argue about who gets to run the Nation and who gets to sign the waiver to avoid a lawsuit.
  11. Know that Claire’s blood can help her dad, can bring back any hero that dies in the finale, but can’t bring Katee Sackhoff back to NBC.
  12. Obsess about 1-18-08 Cloverfield like the Internet fanboy that you are…did you check out our other articles?
  13. Put a globe on your kitchen table. Shine a flashlight on it. Spin the globe, saying,”Previously…” and then bust out with your Powers of Exposition
  14. Write a haiku a day until the next season about how you were just starting to get to know Alejandro.
  15. Put an AOL CD in your microwave for one minute and say, “Are you proud, Daddy?”
  16. Sleep naked on the docks. If anyone bothers you, claim amnesia.
  17. Know that Churck Bartowski just got another nine episodes.

If you are part of the hundreds (thanks for the heads up, Site Meter) who just tuned in within the last few hours, make sure to check out the finale insight that we provide, as well as expert analysis by The Master Predictor and Devin, Benevolent Dictator.
If you really love us and want to support more Heroes/the culture of “my people” updates, buy Heroes:Saving Charlie (the continuation of Hiro and Charlie the Waitress’ love), the Peter Petrelli/Milo Ventimiglio Poster, or Hiro Nakamura/Takezo Kensei’s sword (Amazon will sell anything).

Potato Projectiles

Our team of expert scientists were called on to verify just how awesome our potato cannon is.
Here are the findings:

Attempt Hangtime (s)
1 8.53
2 7.74
3 8.39
4 6.94
5 7.24
6 7.86
7 8.14
8 7.25
9 7.63
Average
7.746666667


But what about the height? Can we figure out just how high this thing is going based on how long it stays in the air?

Yeah, buddy!
I will wow you with line graphs.

The average hangtime for the potato projectile was 7.74 seconds (which feels like a while when you can’t see if it’ll land on your head or not).

With an understanding that objects accelerate and decelerate at 9.8 m/s squared (Mr. Burton rocks), we figured that it would take half of the parabolic trip to decelerate from leaving the cannon and then the other half to accelerate into the ground. For the average of the hangtimes:

1. The final velocity should be 37.926 meters/second.
2. 37.926 meters/second translates to 84.82 miles/hour. (0.0236 miles/second X 60 seconds in a minute X 60 minutes in an hour.)
3. The potato is crashing into the ground at faster than I am comfortable driving on the freeway.

Whoa, dude

This man, however, is crazy.

But…How high did it go?

4. 73.39 meters. That is the equivalent to 37 Booyors/240.71 feet/80.24 yards.
5. Our highest was attempt 1 (starch remnants start friction-ifying) at 8.53 seconds. That’s 89.13 meters/292.35 feet/97.45 yards/45 Booyors.

Yeah, buddy! End zone dance on Thanksgiving!

We are using a long plumbing pipe that fits snugly around a potato, a pipe that is a little wider but shorter to hold the igniter and the fumes. The igniter to create the spark is a starter from a barbecue grill and the Special Sauce is Auto Zone aerosol brake cleaner (only a tiny spritz is needed – you want a vapor and not a liquid). We use a PVC pipe as a ramrod, a la Killer Angels. We also were using compressed air to fill up the semi-vacuum created by the burning up of our precious gases.

Here’s the Excel spreadsheet (my father-in-law rocks) that we used to prove that the cannon is awesome:
Potato Projectiles

And now for the obligatory YouTube video with loud music and explosions.

Oh yes, and Leopard rocks. I will be working on my install. Here’s a sample:

Help me, father-in-law, you’re my only hope at Excel.

The Haiku
This reminds me of
the time my residents threw
chairs off the 8th floor.

Virginia Tech in the Macy’s Parade

Virginia Tech’s marching band will march with one less member. In honor of a band member lost in the shooting earlier this year, a missing man formation will be used.

This was announced this morning on national air by Robin Hall, executive producer of the parade. Check for his chocolateer outfit.
I love chocolate.

There’s some meaningful stuff at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Then there’s some Young Frankenstein. Still cool.
Legally Blonde: The Musical

And then there’s the after Thanksgiving.
Now what’s up with the Ashley Furniture Sale? Beat the clock! Show up from 6am-9am, save 22%. Show up 9am-11am, save 16.5%. Show up 11am-1pm, save 14.3%.

What? Where did you get those numbers?

135 degrees in the thigh, 165 degrees in the middle to know if your turkey is done. 1-800-Butterball

Stem Cell Breakthrough

This just in from Malcolm Ritter, AP Science Writer:

NEW YORK – Scientists have created the equivalent of embryonic stem cells from ordinary skin cells, a breakthrough that could someday produce new treatments for disease without the explosive moral questions of embyro cloning.

Research teams in the United States and Japan showed that a simple lab technique can rival the complex and highly controversial idea of extracting stem cells from cloned embryos.

It was a landmark achievement on all fronts, defusing one of the most divisive debates in modern medicine and religion. It was lauded by scientists, ethicists and religious groups.

“This work represents a tremendous scientific milestone — the biological equivalent of the Wright Brothers’ first airplane,” said Dr. Robert Lanza, whose company, Advanced Cell Technology, has been trying to extract stem cells from cloned human embryos.

“It redefines the ethical terrain,” said Laurie Zoloth, a bioethicist at Northwestern University.

“It’s a win-win for everyone involved,” said the Rev. Thomas Berg of the Westchester Institute, a Roman Catholic think tank. “We have a way to move forward which … brings the kind of painful national debate over this controversial research to very much a peaceful and promising resolution.”

At the White House, President Bush, who vetoed two bills to allow federal funding for stem-cell research, was described as “very pleased.”

“The president believes medical problems can be solved without compromising either the high aims of science or the sanctity of human life,” said a statement from his press secretary.

The new technique reprograms cells, giving them the chameleon-like qualities of embryonic stem cells, which can morph into all kinds of tissue, such as heart, nerve and brain. As with embryonic cells, the hope is to speed medical research. For example, one day an ailing patient might benefit from genetically matched healthy tissue that would replace damaged cells.

The research was published online Tuesday by two journals, Cell and Science. The Cell paper is from a team led by Dr. Shinya Yamanaka of Kyoto University; the team published by Science was led by Junying Yu, working in the lab of stem-cell pioneer James Thomson of the University of Wisconsin-Madison.

Both groups reported that the reprogrammed cells behaved like stem cells in a series of lab tests. Their papers ended a scientific race that broke into wide view just this summer, when the achievement was reported in mice.

The scientists themselves were startled by their success.

“I was surprised when we achieved our results with the mouse,” Yamanaka said. “But proving what we could do with human cells really bowled me over.”

Thomson said he was surprised it didn’t take longer to discover how to reprogram ordinary cells. The technique, he said, is so simple that “thousands of labs in the United States can do this, basically tomorrow.”

In contrast, the cloning approach is so complex and expensive that many scientists say it couldn’t be used routinely to supply stem cells for therapy.

While the discovery seems likely to shift the direction of research, Thomson and others said it’s too soon to give up on studying embryonic stem cells.

He said he believes the ethical turmoil surrounding the embryonic cells set the field back four or five years. The new results are “probably the beginning of the end for that controversy,” he said.

But he said his team wasn’t trying to find a way around the ethical debate by pursuing the new technique. “We just thought this was a more practical approach,” he said.

An official of one group fiercely opposed to destroying embryos saw things differently, saying scientists should thank “pro-life voices” for pushing them to find alternatives.

“The results are groundbreaking studies like these,” said Carrie Gordon Earll, bioethics analyst for Focus on the Family, a conservative Christian group.

The controversy over embryonic stem cells has been a touchstone of national politics. It inspired impassioned pleas by Nancy Reagan, the actor Michael J. Fox, who suffers from Parkinson’s disease, and countless ordinary citizens arguing in favor of the potential medical benefits.

Equally heartfelt were objections that destroying embryos to extract the stem cells meant destroying human life.

No federal money was available for embryonic stem cell research until 2001, when President Bush allowed very limited funding. Some states like California and Connecticut responded to his restrictions by setting up their own programs to pay for it.

The new work shows that like cloning, “direct reprogramming” can also use ordinary body cells to create versatile cells that are genetically matched.

“It’s a bit like learning how to turn lead into gold,” said Lanza, while cautioning that the work is far from providing medical payoffs.

“It’s a huge deal,” agreed Rudolf Jaenisch, a prominent stem cell scientist at the Whitehead Institute in Cambridge, Mass. “You have the proof of principle that you can do it.”

There is a catch. At this point, the technique disrupts the DNA of the skin cells, and that creates the potential for developing cancer. So it would be unacceptable for transplanting into a patient.

But the DNA disruption is just a byproduct of the technique, and experts said they believe it can be avoided.

For the new work, the two scientific teams chose different cell types from a tissue supplier. Yamanaka reprogrammed skin cells from the face of an unidentified 36-year-old woman, and Thomson’s team worked with foreskin cells from a newborn. Thomson’s team, which was working its way from embryonic to fetal to adult cells, is still analyzing its results with adult cells.

Both labs did basically the same thing. Each used viruses to ferry four genes into the skin cells. These particular genes were known to turn other genes on and off, but just how they produced cells that mimic embryonic stem cells is a mystery.

Both Thomson, 48, and Yamanaka, 45, had already produced notable achievements. Thomson made headlines in 1998 when he announced that his team had isolated human embryonic stem cells.

And Yamanaka gained scientific notice in 2006 by reporting that direct reprogramming in mice had produced cells resembling embryonic stem cells, although with significant differences. In June, his group and two others announced they’d created mouse cells that were virtually indistinguishable from stem cells.

Zoloth, the ethicist at Northwestern, noted that direct reprogramming avoids not only embryo destruction, but also the need for unfertilized human eggs to create embryos. Eggs are hard to obtain for research, and collecting them subjects women to drug treatment and surgery. Using eggs also raises the ethical question of whether women should be paid for them.

The embryo and egg issues were “show-stopping ethical problems,” she said.

Another advantage of direct reprogramming is that it would qualify for federal research funding, unlike projects that seek to extract stem cells from human embryos, noted Doug Melton, co-director of the Harvard Stem Cell Institute.

Still, scientific questions remain about the cells produced by direct reprogramming, called “iPS” cells. One is how the cells compare to embryonic stem cells in their behavior and potential. Eventually, iPS cells might prove better for some scientific uses and cloned stem cells preferable for other uses. For example, scientists want to study the roots of genetic disease and screen potential drug treatments in their laboratories.

Scottish researcher Ian Wilmut, famous for his role in cloning Dolly the sheep a decade ago, has said he is giving up the cloning approach to produce stem cells and plans to pursue direct reprogramming instead.

Other scientists said it’s too early for the field to give up studying stem cells from embryos.

Dr. George Daley of the Harvard institute, who said his own lab has also achieved direct reprogramming of human cells, said it’s not clear how long it will take to get around the cancer risk problem.

His lab is pursuing both the reprogramming and cloning strategies.

“We’ll see, ultimately, which one works and which one is more practical,” he said,