Have you been following what Venezuela and Ecuador are doing to Colombia? War’s a brewin’, Hugo Chavez style.
Scary news so that I thought another headline said “World Famous Terror Dies” when instead it was “Tenor”.
But there’s some news where no Earthers got hurt: did you catch the avalanche on Mars?

The Haiku
Either the Martians
raise their arms in a “what the…?”
or say, “Let’s surf it!”
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