I was going to tell you about:

1. The Gnarls Barkley song that was banned for fear of epilepsy, failing the Harding Test. (I must admit, when the checkerboard vortexes start vortexing, I lost sight in one of my eyes.) Yes, that’s Justin Timberlake. (Who, not many people know, failed the Turing Test.)
2. The fact that yesterday I got challenged to a librarian duel. Lore speaks of great dangers but much glory.
3. I could tell you about my growing excitement for the customizable control scheme of Smash Brothers. (Wavebird, Classic, Nunchuck, and Sideways) It also got a 9.5 at IGN.
4. Instead I will tell you that tomorrow I will be a juror. I registered online, which is good since my form was supposed to be mailed in weeks ago. I was going to maximize my reading time and general sense of good citizenry by taking the bus (they gave me a FREE bus pass. Woo ba ba doo!) but when I planned the route online I had three switches, went most of the trip in the wrong direction, and an hour and forty-nine minute trip that would start at a bus stop at 5:30am made me say, “Meh.”
5. Instead, be watching the “From the Field” sidebar for up to the minute privacy violations via cellphone. (Just kidding, scary Orwellian machina.)
6. I wish it were Night Court. My peeps hang out there.

The Haiku
On the night before
I ask myself if I will
be chosen for court

Semi-related posts:

1. Another nerd post – Mythbusters: The Taxi, The Bus, and The Sharks
2. John G. Roberts
3. Google Adventures
4. Holocaust Author Kidnapped
5. My Brother’s Birthday