Before reading this post I’d like you to watch the following link to get the jist of what I’m going to talk about: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IvNkGm8mxiM
After watching the video, I’d like you to consider the following things:
1.) Right off the bat, everything is cool and flowing nicely in the lives of these characters(similar to 2004-2006 Phoenix Suns roster pre-drama queendom)
2.) The next thing you notice in the video is that they start to hear reports of a “roaring” noise coming from somewhere, and no-one knows what or where it is, but it can’t be good. This is the beginning of what is soon to be known as, “horrific shizit” ([a.] similar to no-one having any idea that “Big Cactus” was going to be coming to the desert until the day of. [b.] also similar to no-one having any idea, until now, that Mike D’Antoni was doing his best “Days of our Lives” interpretation by creating this soap opera of wanting to leave the Suns for no other reason than more money.)
3.) The next thing you notice in the video is the blatantly obvious fact that the camera man must have been held back in grade school because he couldn’t pass Physical Education, seeing as how he can’t seem to stand up and actually run anywhere without falling and screaming. (similar to Leandro Barbosa’s uncontrollable ferocity of speed as he flies down the court only to horribly biff a lay-up attempt and go crashing into some poor unsuspecting camera man or ball boy)
4.) The last image seen in the video before it goes to credits is the head of the statue of liberty being hurled toward the middle of the city like it’s the Olympics.
The following link is the best series of events that I can use to sum up the things that are happening to the suns right now, and I believe it best displays the enormous spiral out of control that is facing the organization right now: http://youtube.com/watch?v=VBb0JHJRK8k&feature=related
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That’s pretty funny, Slade.
Roaring? People running in fear? Big Cactus