Bison Photos to Date: 4
Exhibit 1
Exhibit 2
Exhibit 3
Exhibit 4

I have been called many things on this trip: Tall Drink of Water, Slim, “Mom, look at how huge that guy is!”, BWDCAB (much props to my FBWDCAB).

I have also learned many things on this trip.

1. Tall = Stares
   Homemade Motorcycle = Claps
   Tall Man on a Homemade Motorcycle = I’m My Own Flippin’ Fourth of July Parade
   
   This thing is made of car mufflers, armchairs, and awesomeness. My cousin-in-law is a genius. He gets swarmed with people asking him for Ace of Cakes autographs.
   
2. No one messes with Lucy
   
3. Concert by the river? Beautiful
   
   Concert Worse than Karaoke in a Cage Downtown? Not Beautiful
4. Fighting Bison? Cup of Gravy!
   
5. There can be only 3 Scions in the town of Laurel at any given time. Town ordinance.
6. Trains do entrap Laurel, even if you’re late.
   
   (Two trains in this photo.)
7. This is the plate du jour in Montana.
   
8. This is the hottest garage in Montana.
   
9. This is the quintessential sportscar of Montana.
   
10. No matter how cute, daughters-of-cousins-in-law need to still have driving instruction. Especially in the Scion.
    
11. Family, no matter where they live, are great.
    
    
    
    (More family photos to come.)
12. And my daughter can turn any placemat into a work of art.
    

Now to tackle the open road once again. Here’s hoping that the kids do just as well returning home. Tomorrow’s stop? SLC. After that? Vegas. Imagine the irony.

To appease the AppleTV users, all of the photos uploaded today are on Flickr. Search for photostream booyor (comin’ out of nowhere).

Semi-related posts:

1. We’re Here…In Bison Country
2. A Big Thank You to My Parents
3. What I learned from High School Musical 2
4. Peter Greig fans at NAU
5. Roller Derby in Glendale?