Sure, there’s going to be an HD Wii in 2011, or there are new Conduit videos up at IGN (What, High Voltage, you’re not just phoning it in? You’re going to do something no one’s done for years: try?).

Or a new Punch-out?

But the biggest news of all?

My Wii Fit trainer got a haircut. He lost his Highlander/Padawan knobby ponytail and instead has a haircut very similar to a certain ensign.

Mad Monster Party?

“All these nasty monsters…and Phyllis Diller!”

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