Mike, 27 comments. Wow. The Awesomeness is already here. It was like we asked about Kirk vs. Picard.
But the real question:
If you had just been attacked by a deep space monstrosity, who would you want in Sick Bay?

The half-sober racist old guy who’s afraid of space travel
or
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The first-run computer program who could malfunction/process a virus any time now
Since we are logical people here, we already disqualify
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The woman responsible for bringing Wesley Crusher into the world
But I guess she’s trying the best she can missing Jack Crusher:
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I admit that I have no clue about fashion. I do know, though, that designers are not necessarily creating styles for everyday use. I don’t think they’re for anyone’s use, really.

“Mr. Jones, the doctor will see you now for the root canal.”
Even gamers would be hard-pressed to wear these in public:

“I’m so glad we finally got tickets for Watchmen.”
“Hey! Down in front!”
I can’t even picture the craziest of Hollywood in these. – [insert joke about Power Pellet addiction devouring your friendships]
Of the doctors presented, all three are better than somebody in a giant monster head. I’ll be the first to admit my biases.
For the Driver family: you may like Palace of Mirrors.
Semi-related posts:
I can’t blame McCoy for being afraid of space travel and the transporters- he probably saw Galaxy Quest as a kid, so he’s justified.
Can we vote for the genetically engineered doctor who is best friends with someone who is merely a simple tailor and most definitely not a Cardassian spy?
René Auberjonois
Best. Name. Ever.
What about Dr. Julian Bashir? He was the result of genetic engineering (which was outlawed in the Federation).
There is also Dr. Phlox (the Denobulan). He had like 20 wives…at the same time!
Devin and Mike with their genetically engineered doctors… What experience do they have? What qualifications? The Starfleet pundits want to know.
Oh, and w00t! We made Booyor history!!!
And there was much rejoicing…yay.
Qualifications? Experience? The guy was the youngest nominee in the history of the Carrington Award!