Seeing as White Elephant Exchanges are very much like an arms race/WMD Exchange in some circles, this picture from here is my card for my ticket to play:
Here’s our history with white elephants.
Semi-related posts:
Booyor's BLOGgh!
inlawfilms.com/blog
On the card it says, “Keep your stinkin’ peanuts, trunkless whelp!”