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- Buy lottery ticket.
- Invest in Euro-Disney.
- Pick up cream cheese for tomorrow’s faculty meeting.
- Warn mime friends of imminent velociraptor attack.
- Get Audacity of Hope signed by his biggest fan, Slade.
- Teach professional development class on arena combat.
- Kill Samson.

Evil Booyor identified by eye patch.
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