My wife has been untaciturnally mocking my gray hair, feeling liberty that she is a young woman and I am an old man.
But I prefer to think of myself as distinguished. A distinguished gentleman, if you will.
So the big question is: Who best rocks the distinguished sideburns?
Nick Fury (under the captain’s armpit)
J. Jonah Jameson
Martin Van Buren
Semi-related posts:
Van Buren = out of control
Jameson = angry
Fury = I would’ve said “kick-you-in-the face”, but distinguished will work.
What about my distinguished streak in the goatee.
We could share in the distinguished category.
Out of all of them I think Martin Van Buren totally rocks the the side burns best!
Hmm, I originally voted for Nick Fury, but after some further research I would like to change my vote to Isaac Asimov.
Also, I’d like to award him extra credit for rocking not only the sideburns, but the bolo tie as well. That takes panache.