We are back and the bloggh is in full human control.

A relaxing time was had, although the White House has just been attacked and Jack Bauer is stuck within. Pity the terrorists. We’ll be updating as the situation unfolds. The White House is having a tough time this week. Agent Ford is on his way to track alien Conduits, one perhaps in the Oval Office, that every conspiracy theorist warned us about.

Before we go any further, though, I guess everybody decided to go crazy while we were gone.

Cute photos are here.

Ants invaded our home, but our man on the inside eliminated them with reckless abandon. Uncle G, Master of Teras Kasi.

Celebrities…well, you know. I still think repeating clips of a guy as a zombie can come off as insensitive to his family when he just died. I could be wrong.

Square Enix unveiled a teaser site with a countdown, some artwork, and some old school midi. Does anyone recognize the music? I’m hoping for Secret of Mana, but I could be horribly let-down. A co-op RPG…and on the Wii? I think I ask too much. It’s not like we had the technology to do that back in 1993, right? Oh.

Capcom has 1560. I think that’s how many Street Fighter vs. Marvel vs. SNK vs. the GOP they’ve made so far. The heavy breathing gives it away.

Every video game company decided to merge into a mega-company, as we have foretold.

Semi-related posts:

1. Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Bean Machine
2. An Experiment: The Squish Time Machine
3. Rube Goldberg Machine with Vibrating Cellphone (and a bunch of other pajunk)
4. Using a Wiimote on an Ubuntu machine and Wiimote Model Airplane Autopilot
5. Fantasy Lands, Fantasy Foods