A Little Lesson In Shaqology

With the NBA season officially ending in the crowning of the Los Angeles Lakers as champions of the world, there’s been an active off-season so far for many teams in the league. One of those teams that’s made some changes and looks to continue is the Phoenix Suns by sending Shaq-deezy fo Sheezy over to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Ben Wallace and a Euro of some kind. The ESPN world has talked about this trade, some are skeptical of the Cavs chances at a title considering that Shaq is now 37 years old and virtually a shell of his former self. I say that whenever you put a 7’2 335 lbs human tank in the middle of the paint it can cause problems for any team. Another reason to be a little concerned by the Cavs is that this Diesel is now paired with one who many claim to be the Messianic Savior of the NBA sitting at the right hand of Michael Jordan’s throne above the heights of the basketball heavens…LeBron James. Not only is LeBron James playing like a cheat code in a basketball video game, but the guy is a bombastic out-going energetic personality. In fact, the whole team’s locker room is already known for their pre-game antics with stunts such as this:nba_g_cavaliers_576

You add to that crazy group of guys the man who deems himself now the “Colossal Cavalier” – shaqallstar

and you’ve got a locker room that will make you wet yourself of laughter before you even get on the court.

Meanwhile on the Phoenix Suns front…well…it’s hot outside…and…well I guess the question would be is what exactly is the direction of their team? Who knows but whatever happens unfortunately I don’t think they won’t be sniffing a Western Conference Finals for quite some time, and that’s very sad to say after remembering the not so distant team they had with Joe Johnson, Quentin Richardson, Eddie House, etc..

Shaq felt like he could sum up everything he was feeling about the transition from Phoenix to Cleveland in a new rap, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ylarBerl78

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2 thoughts on “A Little Lesson In Shaqology

  1. I would swerve if I saw this on the road. I don’t think he’s as focused on traffic signals as he might need to be. This is the part of the drive where mom holds onto the door handle.

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