Jul 01 2009
Booyor’s got his real life “Lake Placid” Gator, but this is what I have.
The Camel Spider. That is one massive beastly spider. Out of curiosity spurred by Booyor-izzle’s gigantic Gator Gar or whatever that thing is, I took the challenge upon myself to find something that might challenge that Gator Gar for “Things to keep you awake at night” and so here is this thing. These are generally found in the desert, these things also vary in size from very small to ridiculous large. If you are bitten by one of these things, all I can say is get help. Much like scorpions the lethality level of these things is dependent on their size. Here is another form of the camel spider:
I have discovered the surefire method to killing both of these freakish things that not even a can of Ultra-Raid Spray can do. This weapon is so powerful that if you shoot the Gator Gar or this spider, it will send a telepathic message to all of their respective kinds saying, “Step the Eff Off o’ me”.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris approve:
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