This video would be more intense if the bite didn’t sound like it came from a Hanna Barbera cartoon.

Or is Polar Bear vs. Walrus more your thing?

Updated: ALLIGATOR GAR!

I knew that there were catfish that could breathe out of the water – but I didn’t know they were killers. Oh, I guess the flatulent sound they make is killer.

A piraiba catfish gets so ticked it growls at you. Like taking an arapaima to the chest. How come Nook didn’t warn our Animal Crossing friends?

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