Just because he carries a lamp with him everywhere he goes is no reason to throw allegations around.

I find it ironic that no one has mentioned Babe Ruth’s Groundhog Day scandal.

Perhaps posterity forgives you for living the same day over and over again, doing mainly batting practice and hooking up with Andie McDowell.

Have you seen the Squirrelizer? Tons of fun. It’s in reference to this.

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