I was going to talk about Accomplice (much like the Majestic-12 alternate reality game a while back)(that J.J. Abrams must have been a fan of) featuring NPH, but then my oldest wanted to visit Nick, Jr. My wife is out of the house, so I’m the responsible adult. I told my oldest that if she wanted to log in to Kai Little Dora Gabba Gabba, she had to read some sentences for me as I typed.
Here’s an excerpt from tonight’s Learn to Read textbook:
There once was a super bad guy named Darth Vader. He used to dress up like a fluffy, purple duck that liked to jump into lava and other hot soda. The funny part of the story is when he punches himself in his helmet. The Sith lord says, “Yow!”
See, Sam? See? Sith Sam? Sithspit!
She’s now standing next to me, wondering why I have to put such nonsense on my dot com.
This week she had to draw a picture of our family and label it.
“My family is: funny.”
I have a feeling ‘funny’ will be replaced with another word a decade from now.
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