Every year I have played Fantasy Football, I have had one or more players suspended from the league and/or had run-ins with the police during the season.

Here’s the first instance:

On October 28, 2009 Larry Johnson was suspended by the Kansas City Chiefs until November 9, 2009. He was not permitted to participate in team activities and was also not allowed to be on team premises. He was suspended for Conduct Detrimental to the Club.

And then Mr. Ochocinco had to go and do this:

I actually think it’s hilarious. It’s almost like Ochocinco was created by Slade and I in Madden. He could join the ranks of Doombringer and Yeti Pasghetti and lead the Manbeasts to victory and perhaps some comedic mayhem.
Don’t think it happens to me every year? I think you’re crazy. TO, anyone?

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1. Unintentional Irony
2. Bureaucracy Fail
3. Suns Stenographer Stressed
4. Real quick about the man of the year
5. Happy New Year