Picaso at the Lapin Agile by Steve Martin
February 9, 10 and 11
7:00pm
Ironwood High School
Totally wish I knew how to embed…because I would. Instead I will just link.
Picaso at the Lapin Agile by Steve Martin
February 9, 10 and 11
7:00pm
Ironwood High School
Totally wish I knew how to embed…because I would. Instead I will just link.
The Internet on the desktop had been out for the past couple of days. I stayed home from the church business meeting with two sick daughters this afternoon. I decided, “Hey! I’ll get the desktop up and running again.”
The fact that Space Buddies was playing in the background was not a help. You should know that we have sneezed so much that my youngest is currently fake sneezing, saying, “Achoo! Oh, bless you!” over and over again in a sing-song voice.
I went on Microsoft’s Social Problem website to find a fix to my Internet connection (I browsed using the MacBook – Internet to the home was just fine). The solutions ranged from “re-install Windows 7″ to “don’t let your computer go to sleep”.
Don’t let your computer go to sleep? Wasn’t that Nightmare on Elm Street?
I tried one option that involved ipconfig and the typing of subnet masks. When that didn’t work, I tried the whole “unplug the router, modem, and computer then watch Budderball pass gas in his space suit then reconnect everything” option.
That one always works.
And Windows 7 Help Desk people – when my Internet is down, please don’t offer “have someone remotely connect to your computer” as the only Troubleshooting Wizard solution.
But kudos on Office 2010. I’m digging Word and Excel. PowerPoint, why can’t you be more like Keynote? [PowerPoint hangs its head and shuffles away.]
Internet’s up, I’m typing away, and now I will collapse on the couch.
It looks like their movies won’t stink:
and
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Diary Of A Wimpy Kid
Also, book three to the Hunger Games has a release date. August 24, 2010 (see? I told you it would be one a year).
We have a firefighter in the library talking to our students. Two pieces of superhero wisdom from him:
You should see one of the .asf (who uses .asf?) movies I converted for a HazMat specialist today. A silo caught on fire and rocketed hundreds of feet in the air. At first I joined the students with, “Whoa! That was awesome!” and then realized: this is one of our student’s dads. Imagine if that’s your dad running into the giant explosion.
Timothy, you have my respect.
So when NBC debuts The Cape, about an angst-ridden ex-cop who turns to the superhero lifestyle, I will probably view it more like SuperBabies(and does NBC really need more angsty heroes? Because Sylar’s doing so well, I hear (only rumor, since I haven’t watched that whinefest for a season now)).

I’m going to be playing in the staff basketball game next month. Jean Claude and I have one thing against us when trying to revisit athletic competition (at least I actually played my sport).
We’re both old. As I’m looking at our team’s roster, I’m hoping the other school’s staff is just as decrepit. I have a torn ligament, this guy just got done with knee surgery, this woman just had a hip replaced…
Remember when they called Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson old at 33?


It’s starting. Being President is making Obama’s hair turn gray.
I have to admit that I kept refreshing my browser (all the good sites were blocked) during the iPadapalooza whereas I wasn’t as glued to the State of the Union. I think that may be because we all have a general sense of the state of the union versus anything from Steve Jobs always promises to be a turtlenecked spectacle.
I still think that Obama should have presented a keynote using the tablet and then ended with, “Oh? What’s this, you ask? Why it does…” and then list off the tech specs. I also think that, of the stuff the iPad has, it was a big oversight to leave off a microSD slot. Of course they want you to spend more money on the bigger hard drives, but that instant expandability needs to be built into most devices these days.
If you remember a post from a while back, we looked at how being President of the United States was proof that stress causes gray hairs. Expect to see Obama’s hair get even grayer in the coming years.




His production company has a pilot TV show for NBC about a judge who becomes a private practice lawyer. Is this a simple ploy to win back fans to NBC? I don’t even know if Conan will star in it.

It was when I was in Battle School preparing for the third Formic invasion.
More random facts from books I read today:
The Jungle Cruise in Disneyland was told to ditch the red and white canopies to match Indiana Jones’ gritty realism.
Egroeg Sacul is one of the names paged in Star Tours.
Dustin Hoffman was originally picked to play Tom Cruise’s character in Rain Man. Steven Spielberg had to decline directing the film because he was busy with Indy 3. A young German composer had his first big break writing the soundtrack: Hans Zimmer.
Vangelis (composer for Blade Runner) had never done a movie soundtrack before Chariots of Fire. He was hesitant until he became inspired and wrote the entire soundtrack in a day.
Now that our late nights have a gap of free time (watch Leno? Tontería), I can practice more Spanish:
Vierta el hormigón aquí.
Pour the concrete here.
Este es la ventana.
This is the window.
Brad Pitt y Angelina Jolie se separan definitivamente.
Even worldwide there’s TMI about celebrities.
Let’s add to the review from previous lessons:
Me llamo _____.
My name is _____ .
Tengo un martillo y clavos.
I have a hammer and nails.
¿Mi barba es muy buena, sí?
My beard rocks.
¿El X-wing rota puede consigo un paseo?
My X-wing broke down. Could I get a ride?

Make sure you’ve watched Conan’s last episode:
Yes, at the end (during Free Bird), that’s Beck, a guy from Z.Z. Top, and one of the best steel guitarists out there. I’m always a fan of Conan’s speeches.
Howard Shore wrote the theme song for Conan’s show? Leno has a tough road ahead.
Any time I start a bloggh post with, “You know, I need to watch more movies with William Powell and Myrna Loy in them”, you know I’m getting old(er).
I’m really liking George Lucas’s Blockbusting. It mixes general summaries of 300 blockbusting movies from silent films all the way to modern day. But what I love are the charts.
Yes, I’m a librarian. (You should see the index!)
Some of the comparisons I wouldn’t have thought of, like how much footage it took to make Ben-Hur vs. Gladiator. One that I know my dad will appreciate is the rankings for James Bond films. It goes on to describe the cultural impact/timeliness of different movies, but looking at the worldwide box office revenue (earnings adjusted to the 2005 dollar value) it’s interesting to see which Bond earned more money for the Ian Fleming estate:
Does it come as a surprise that Timothy Dalton shows up for the first time at number 19 with The Living Daylights (right up George Lazenby in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)?
This information may come in handy.
A cubit is the measurement from your elbow to the tip of your middle finger.

I don’t know if I’ll get used to armchair quarterbacks talking about #75 online. It seems, though, that there is some buzz.
Do they really need to use the word mammoth?
Have you seen the highlight video?
We are home.
That would be the easiest bloggh post this month, but I won’t stop there.
(If you haven’t read about the build, make sure you click here first.)
Thank you, Dogwhisperer G, for watching Indiana. You’re a mercenary to the last, you old scoundrel. You’ll be paid in due time.
We just got word from the other build team that went down with us. The INS made one of the vans get out of the rental van and walk across the border as pedestrians.
What, to prove that Americans can be physically fit?
This was on Sunday, the final day of the build, when your arms are tired from slinging stucco and/or drywall. I’d be annoyed. Keep in mind that this happened at the U.S. side of the Giant Fence (where we are citizens).
While down in Juarez my mind slipped back into my college minor. I used to (I guess I still am) be trained to also be a Spanish teacher. I keep that pretty secret (good thing I didn’t post that fact on the Interwebs for all to see).
My wife and I feel like we need to practice our Spanish more. But we’re not going to re-visit my college textbooks for Spanish acquisition.
We could care less where the nearest ferrocarril tracks are or how to get the camarero’s attention for more gazpacho. I’m also pretty sure we won’t be visiting any discotecas in Juarez anytime soon, so we can skip that chapter.
Each week, though, I’m going to put up some sentences under the Casas category. I promise that the bloggh won’t be overrun by the subjunctive (no more than usual, I hope (that was a grammar joke, by the way)) but I post it for my own benefit; feel free to join in the fun.
This week’s phrases (with rough equivalent translations):
Me llamo _____.
My name is _____ .
Tengo un martillo y clavos.
I have a hammer and nails.
¿Mi barba es muy buena, sí?
My beard rocks.
(More or less the translation)
My goal is to use these sentences this week.

First things first: Go check out Justin’s blog. He’s one of the team leaders we worked with this weekend. He writes about his experiences with Casas por Cristo and obsessively documents the day’s events.
Yeah, we got along.
His site is justinandjuliemissions.blogspot.com. It’ll be funny when he sees the trackback to his blog.
“Booyor? I don’t remember any Booyor signing a medical release form.”
I’m the guy that didn’t need a ladder, Justin.
What I love about Casas (okay, so I love a lot of things about Casas) is that we partner with the churches in the area. Our team builds and then goes back home. It’s important to connect the family with a body of believers in the area for more support. The pastor’s sister showed up and prayed with us at the site (the pastor was at a church service…on a Sunday…imagine that). She read from Psalm 127 (the link is in English):
1 Si Dios no construye la casa,
de nada sirve que se esfuercen
los constructores.
Si Dios no vigila la ciudad,
de nada sirve que se desvelen
los vigilantes.
2 De nada sirve que ustedes
se levanten muy temprano,
ni que se acuesten muy tarde,
ni que trabajen muy duro
para ganarse el pan;
cuando Dios quiere a alguien,
le da un sueño tranquilo.
3 Los hijos que tenemos
son un regalo de Dios.
Los hijos que nos nacen
son nuestra recompensa.
4 Los hijos que nos nacen
cuando aún somos jóvenes,
hacen que nos sintamos seguros,
como guerreros bien armados.
5 Quien tiene muchos hijos,
bien puede decir
que Dios lo ha bendecido.
No tendrá de qué avergonzarse
cuando se defienda en público
delante de sus enemigos.
and I think it summarizes my feelings for this build. I really connected with the kids and I think it’s the kids of the people we build for that will have a tangible reminder that God provides for them.
The build became a community event as people from the area jumped right into our stucco workflow. Many came out to pray for and bless the family.
I chatted with Lupe, Alberto, Brian, and Itzel (the cute little two year-old) about what they liked about iglesia and who Jesucristo is. We also played quite a bit of futbol and made dibujos depicting my zapatos grandes. Day 2 involved the kids from our team starting to mingle with the family. I feel like we really provided some hope for these kids.

Each time I travel internationally I am reminded that my wife needs to have the government office of Ambassador to Everywhere. There would be a decrease in wars and an increase in dancing.
She did tell Maria that she would like to drink a photo (earning some weird stares), but acted as our extremely attractive translator.
(While I type this she’s bandaging my sliced finger. This woman’s impressive.)(Mom, don’t freak out. My finger just bled a lot. I guess that doesn’t help. Well, know that my hands work well enough to do this whole bloggh-thing that I do.)(Jeremy, I haven’t tried playing bass yet. I’ll use my Wolverine-like powers to regenerate…No, that’s right. I chose his giant facial hair, not the self-healing. Dangit!)

left to right: my hot wife in the NAU jacket, next to her is Maria, next to her is Maria, the little guy is Brian, then Norma, then Itzel
Venom (a teen from Concrete Pathways, not the Spider-man parasite) had fun trying to figure out what I was saying to the kids. She speaks Latin. I asked her how to say “square” (thinking it would spur my memory of the Spanish equivalent) but she admitted that the only vocab she knew involved words like “aqueduct” and “portcullis”. (Cuadrado is “square” in Spanish, by the way.)
Sidewalkdriver, for the record, can draw the best caballos ever. She grew up sketching horses. It makes sense, then, why my horses always look like alien beasts – that’s what I grew up drawing. I didn’t know how to say “robot” or “Star Destroyer” (didn’t draw those – did butterflies/mariposas and coches instead), but the kids sure loved my impersonation of Bumblebee from Transformers. (They had a broken version of the toy but had no clue what it was.)
“Los manos dicen pew pew pew.”
They also liked the fact that this big guy didn’t know what a grape was (they had to remind me that the word was “uvas”). Try explaining fruit snacks that our team packed. The kids didn’t know what a peach was.
Who I was most impressed with is my oldest daughter. She was right there with me speaking as much Spanish as she knew. Even though it was “Buenos dias” and “No bueno”, it still was enough to make some friends. She also worked very hard:

at shoveling, filling buckets, and then cleaning buckets. I’m a very proud father.

She was a little tired at the end of the day. Thankfully I didn’t get interrogated at the border like I did yesterday. My daughter helped the U.S. border agent figure out that she belonged to me. You try being confined in a tiny space with guys with attack dogs asking you when your daughter’s birthday is and we’ll see how nervous you get.

On the topic of dogs, Ron is one of the bravest stucco savants I know. The family’s guard dog could probably take his hand off but Ron wanted a picture of Whiskey el Perro’s really cool eyes (one normal, one evil). What’s funnier is Ron’s fondest memory of me. He hadn’t seen me for a while, walks up to me, and the first thing out of his mouth is, “You’re that guy that broke up the pack of wild dogs.” I’m glad I could be remembered for some contribution. (Ron, that was years ago!)

Here’s the store where my wife negotiated for cheap soft drinks.

This is how dusty the whole area is. I get to go back to the hotel and shower. The family lives in the dust. Every single thing that they have is covered in it. You can imagine the difference between a house made of grocery store pallets versus a house made of concrete and stucco when a dust storm hits.

I still don’t know what was going on with the crutches, but I thought they looked cool.


Casas por Cristo: Faith Foundation 2010

This post would have been a sweeping epic involving matillos and clavos, but the border patrol ate up a good 45 minutes of my bloggh time.
Here’s a paradox, though: Why do I freak out? I broke no laws today. I am a U.S. citizen.
And yet when I saw the dog sniffing the car in front of us (the SUV that cut in front of 10+ cars just to squeeze into our van caravan) I got nervous. I had been reading the inspirational music on the different pages of my passport, words about liberty for the entire human race and forming a more perfect union, and it made me sad.
Why can’t people be cool to each other? The people that we worked with in Juarez today were.
The family is super nice. It’s a grandma, her daughter, and the kids. Alberto, roughly the same age as my oldest, thought I was crazy when I told him that we were almost done building my leg.
Piedra means leg. Pared means wall. Simple mistake, but you should have seen the looks on the kids’ faces.
Mike – With the Cardinals losing today, if your character goes to the Dark Side tonight, it would be understandable. Yes, I know he’s not Force-sensitive, but I’m sure you’ll find a way.
Devin, Jesse, Steve, and Gary – I’ll pass on a word of advice about Sith temples: Don’t drink the water. Sith temple being a euphemism for the U.S. Border Patrol station.
I will uphold my photo quota when I can steal…ahem…borrow some photos from friends. When I wasn’t wheelbarrowing concrete I was negotiating prices for botellas de Fresca, so I didn’t have much chance to snap any shots.
I can, however, steal this photo from the Concrete Pathways:
Thanks for helping me appease the grandparents.
I bet you’re wondering why we asked on Twitter for the atomic number of oxygen. I told my oldest to look out into the distance and picture a hydrogen atom. She asked me to talk more. I told my wife I had to capitalize on that opportunity. Not many people ask me to talk more.
The natural flow of conversation led to molecular bonding and I was having her picture water molecules made up of hydrogen and oxygen. I couldn’t remember whether carbon had six protons or if it was oxygen. Oxygen has eight protons, for the record. Thanks for the flood of responses. My daughter avoided car sickness and learned the Bohr atomic model mixed with some Heisenberg Uncertainty – to balance things out, of course.
While traveling you see many things like, oh, I don’t know, bison.
Sometimes you just have to suppress your grammar gene, with such signs as ‘Git yers!’ advertising a store’s wares. And did anyone else have high expectations of The Thing based on their cool billboards? As a kid I’d get excited and Grandpa H would tell me to calm down. Even worse, he’d say it was a rip-off and that he wouldn’t stop.
The Thing…was it a snow alien from the arctic? A fantastic superhero with rocky skin?
Nope. Gas station with lots of turquoise jewelry.
So when I saw this sign (not at The Thing but another of its ilk) tonight:

I knew that there had to be more to the story, perhaps a local worker who was frustrated with someone else from the community. I would have investigated further, but my family’s conversations with gas station workers previously had not been positive.
It’s like the passive-aggressive wi fi networks that are starting to pop up, networks named things like “caitlin stop using our internet”.
We made it to the hotel. There are certain high school students who will be upset that the mall no longer has the arcade. It has been replaced by a hat shop. I didn’t get a chance to see if it even was a decent millinery.
Check back tomorrow for photos of the build.
And to my Star Wars guys: When Sean plays my character tomorrow night, remind him that I’m crazy. I want only eccentricities from my venerable Force hermit – none of this “team player” stuff.
And make him rhyme.
Expect more information to come from Nintendo tomorrow, but this spring you’ll see Netflix on the Wii. Microsoft got in quickly and bought up the rights to a Netflix channel in the home menu, so PS3 users have to load a DVD like a game in order to boot up Netflix. I’m guessing that’s the same thing that will happen with the Wii.
I don’t use Netflix at all. The times when I do watch movies are the $1 Redbox ones. I don’t think we’ve ever gotten up to $9 worth of rentals. Before I commit I’d have to see how many TV shows the Wii version of Netflix would offer.
(The ability to have any Disney film a Wiimote click away would be pretty cool, though. Then my kids wouldn’t be watching Little Mermaid repeatedly.)
It’s supposed to come out in Spring.
And yet Jimmy Kimmel still tries too hard: