Jean Claude Van Damme and I are very similar


I’m going to be playing in the staff basketball game next month. Jean Claude and I have one thing against us when trying to revisit athletic competition (at least I actually played my sport).

We’re both old. As I’m looking at our team’s roster, I’m hoping the other school’s staff is just as decrepit. I have a torn ligament, this guy just got done with knee surgery, this woman just had a hip replaced…

Remember when they called Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson old at 33?

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