Richard Branson: What’s Behind Cobra Commander’s Faceplate


I know that there’s supposedly some movie with some Semi-American Heroes (or was it Real American Semi-Heroes?) that attempts to explain Cobra Commander as the whiny boy-girl from 3rd Rock from the sun, but I think we’ve made the Bloggh’s stance pretty clear.

My money is on Richard Branson as the Supreme Overlord of the COBRA terrorist organization. Be watching him in the coming years – first he launched his own spacecraft, then he created a plane that could go underwater.

Within the next three years expect to see a HISS tank and/or Tomax/Xamot being announced as co-VPs of Virgin Megalomaniacal.

Semi-related posts:

  1. Frakes on a Plane
  2. There are snakes on this plane.
  3. Oceanic 815 Hotline
  4. Who is Sylar?
  5. New Category! – And a shout-out?

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