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I am but a mere mortal and no king of Atlantis and yet my powers of beardery are more applicable than Aquaman’s. In the same respect, you’ll notice a ceramic seahorse that I’ve constructed. The sea only gives it the ability to be asymmetrical. At a later date you will witness the unspeakable wrath of my forgeborne horse.
The proper response shall be to cower and/or sing a telegram.
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