If you don’t have kids, store this away for later reference.

Some of you may have seen the Wonder Pets:

“If you stare at the duck long enough, the duck stares back at you.”
- Nietzsche (paraphrased)

The best way to survive Wonder Pets is to not watch them.

But if your toddler has found them on Netflix and frankly you have to do dishes, here’s the solution:
Change the lyrics of the songs to match classic sci-fi.

The episode featured a chimp in space. A meteor was coming dangerously close.

Captain Guinea Pig: Mr. Ming Ming, take evasive maneuvers!
The Duck: The shield / the shield is failing
The shield / the shield is down
The Turtle: I’m givin’ ‘er / all she’s got sir!
The Duck: This is sewious!

Makes the show more palatable.

Much like a stay in Arkham, singing will help you keep your sanity.

See? He’s a happy fellow!

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