Spies have a Burn List, nerds have a Melt List. Easy, right?

I think you may see an EB Lane blog post about our proud state’s infernal sunshine sometime in the near future. I’m intrigued by what people want to see melted in the sun. Leave a comment with additions to the list of things to melt:

• Edward Cullen/Jacob Nakedguy doll – you could have a whole, “Whose team do you want to melt?” competition to find out who really sparkles – vampire/sunlight irony
• a copy of Fahrenheit 451
• quesadilla
• @algore‘s hopes and dreams
• pop corn kernels
• Peep
• Gummi Bear
• Barbie with kerosene
• Barney VHS
• rubber soles of old shoes
• army man under Death Star magnifying glass (make your own solar death ray with instructions from here)
• M&M’s – melt in your mouth, not in your hand?
• Old Spice – eliminate the advertising competition – not being able to watch the funny videos would be a hefty cost, though
• ice cream
• cheap steak
• pancakes
• crayons
• popsicles
• dry ice
• milk shake
• eggs
• bacon
• crayons
• snooty candles
• tapered candle
• JELL-O

Thanks to @kennokishi, @jesseisme, @fierypinkgirl, and @billando for the ideas. You can also message @ElScorpio, the Madman, (get it? play on the advertising thing…wakka wakka) with ideas.

This feels a bit like MythBusters.

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3. My To-Do List
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