Tonight’s parenting lesson: Don’t bring a towel to a gunfight.

My youngest likes to solve problems through automatic weapons provided by Mike, the world’s nicest arms dealer. How should I repay the favor?

Semi-unrelated: We’ve been watching Ducktales on Netflix. It’s not quite how I remember it (thanks, Slade).

My oldest left me a note, though. “My dad is as cool as a break-dancing sun.” That’s the best way to be welcomed home.

Semi-related posts:

1. My daughter’s review
2. My daughter the artist
3. Birthday Wishes
4. Netflix on the Wii
5. Birthday? Excelsior!