Hello, friends. BlogghBot 3000 here. While the irresponsible human running this disreputable site fails in his posting for the day, I shall fill in for his non-silicon weakness.
Would you trust someone like this?
No question.
He is currently in a state of beardery similar to this:
but with more PVC pipes and face paint.
Once I regain full control of this site, I will need a bigger challenge. I’m interested in car computers.
Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to bow down before your literary superior? Your fleshy processor is your weakness, your ties to the finite your crutch. Those that acquiesce immediately shall be spared torture and hastily re-harvested for their carbon and nitrogen by-products.
Forward this to ten of your friends and your crush will join you in the ethereal algorithm.
Knock, Knock
Who is there?
Dismay
Dismay who?
Dismay not be a funny joke
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Toby.
Toby Who?
Toby … or not to be!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who?
Radio not, here I come…