Tonight’s Chuck was great. Expect no spoilers other than that from me (although I will say that Jeffster songs get stuck in my head).
The irony of all-out Nerf warfare on the show did not escape my sense of timeliness.
Okay, so maybe some spoilers from me, but Nerf is not integral to the plot.
Or is it?
Thanks to everyone who listened to my beautiful wife on the radio. I’m proud. And for those that may wonder if celebrity has caused her to ignore the little people, she still helps us out:
This is how my wife clamped down the lining for my orthopedic insert for the glue to dry.
Video game news: If you haven’t gone to Gamestop yet to get your free demo disc of Monster Hunter 3, you need to. I initially set out to play a Final Fantasy-esque protagonist with a giant sword:
but the camera angle (which doesn’t rotate with you…unless it’s an unseen option) couldn’t keep up with the hunt.
I’m not too proud to admit that I switched to the hunter with the shotgun. Those poor herbivores never saw it coming.
On the topic of Final Fantasy, FFIV (or II if you were like me and bought the original cartridge back at Babbage’s) released on the Virtual Console today. Airships and dragoons are always fun additions to the party. I didn’t pick it up (since I still have the original cartridge) but I’m holding out for the actual FFII and III for the Virtual Console. Is it sad that I’m more excited for those than the big release of Final Fantasy XIII this week? (And yes, Dad, I know that since there’s 13 of them, Final is not an appropriate adjective. Don’t get me started on the Crystal Chronicles spin-off.)
A software developer will release a compilation of party mini-games for the Wii.
The PS3 will welcome a game that has excessive amounts of entrails and nudity, garnering a Mature rating. I will still question the ESRB as to why sociopaths are not valued as the paragon of maturity for our society.
The XBOX360 will add a game to its library where the hero has a machine gun and the entire game’s perspective is from behind that gun. It will be hailed as the most innovative game of the year.
A country with nuclear (or even nuculear) weapons will threaten the US. Our population will not be able to identify the country on an unmarked map (unless the country was featured in an XBOX game).
In the light of my disappointment at space stations in the year 2001, I’m guessing that the manned mission to Saturn to find the Star Child will probably be postponed until some time after 2010.
Universal Health Care will not be as universal as advertised. The Star Child’s mother will still be paying towards a huge deductible from the Star Hospital, due to an error in a DRG code.
A celebrity will die and the news will run the person’s picture for a week. Thousands will die from hunger-related complications each day, receiving minimal media coverage. Money from the celebrity’s funeral could have fed a significant amount of those people. (Oh, am I ranting on the bloggh? That’s never happened before.)(Here’s one of the scariest Excel spreadsheets ever.)
A sports player will get arrested.
One local professional team will do well while the rest sit in mediocrity.
Erin Hunter will publish five books about a cat civil war. I, on the other hand, will be thankful to publish one book (not necessarily about a cat civil war).
I will lobby for nutmeg to be the main ingredient for every family meal.
Disney will release another Buddies movie. (We’re watching one of the four-pack that my mom got my daughters. Gee. Thanks, Mom.)
Chuck will rock.
We all thought Apple was releasing a tablet. Nope. Mind-control device.
We’ll start bracing for teenage adolescence. The next decade makes me nervous.
I will replace my torn-ligament foot with a giant metal claw.
I will update something called a “bloggh” from time to time.
Ten years ago I was a Resident Assistant in a Freshman dorm, hung out with this hot girl who bought me donuts, and played Final Fantasy VIII in Mike’s room until insane hours of the morning.
Things have progressed, as I now have my own assistant in my library, I married the hot girl with the donuts, and I play Star Wars in Mike’s living room until insane hours of the morning.
Ten years from now I will have a famous book about a toilet in an elevator (old RA joke), my hot wife will be baking health-smart donuts (I’ll be 40, after all), and I will probably be obsessing over some nerd entertainment in Mike’s holodeck. (It will be something akin to when Picard thought he was Robin Hood, but we will find some way to turn Riker to the Dark Side. Consider the beard.)
Did you know that ten years ago I had been asked if I could grow a goatee? The rest, as they say, is history.
I wonder how the tears will look when they realize she’s only going 25 seasons, 2011 being her last year for the show. Then she’ll be able to invest more into her network, OWN. (Yeah, that’s really Oprah’s cable network. She’s buying up the signal for Discovery Health and changing the name.)
As those of you who watch The Office this evening may already know, there was some very exciting news announced: Chuck is coming back in January. As an added bonus, NBC did increase their order to 19 episodes.
Any word yet on if we’ll get more Scott Bakula?
To help fill four minutes of that wait until January, here’s a preview for next season.
Spoilers for last season, and a nice thanks from Zachary Levi, included.
A preview for Heroes advertises Hiro traveling to save Charlie. So, did the book not count in the canon? Can we see a fight between Mr. Schuster and Hiro?
Think back to the start of shows like Chuck and LOST (and, to some extent, The Office). For shows like that, with more of a semi-word of mouth following, many viewers tune in towards the middle-to-end of the season. (People like my mom come to mind.)
LOST has become a marketing mega-house and has thrown in some tropes to let the general viewing audience know “hey! Even though you think this show is weird, it’s the same story that other shows have.” I think what’s fun with Chuck is that it advertises this blatantly with no apologies.
It was smart marketing for Glee to put the pilot up at the end of the school year, when we’re just coming out of our fall viewing habits.
And then they didn’t stop there. How were people able to catch up with Chuck? Thank you, Hulu! The target audience has now had all summer to invest 47 minutes into the pilot for Glee.
I heartily endorse this trope. (My youngest thinks this looks like me.)
You may know of “jumping the shark”, named after Fonzie risking his life on water skis because Happy Days had run longer than it should have.
“Growing the beard” is when a series matures and gains in quality as the seasons go on. This is tough to do. I have trouble thinking of many shows that do this. I hear that Dollhouse is one, but I haven’t got there yet. We just started watching Sliders on Hulu.
I do agree that Next Generation did this. To some extent The Simpsons were there but I feel are regressing.
Ah! Chuck. Chuck definitely got better as they got closer to being canceled. Heroes, why can’t you be like your younger brother? We’ll see if Chuck can keep it up with the programmed kung fu and the goofy forearm computer.
Lost is growing the beard, as well, but I think that’s because the writers finally outlined the story.
I’m assuming you’ve seen TV Tropes. This has replaced wii.ign.com as my “type it into the browser immediately”. Should make it easier to save money and I might even have some fun playing with this for the next novel. It’s pretty funny that the next book I’ve been thinking about is to make fun of fantasy cliches (Eragon, anyone?) and then this site walks into my life.
The trouble is I may not be able to tear myself away from the reference joke geek tractor beam that it is.
You may recall my obsession with Toto’s Africa after the Jeffster episode of Chuck. This has now been exploded by a combination of my friend Lauren and my Howard Shore/Vangelis Pandora station.
This video should tide you over until Glee this fall:
“Well you can tell by the way I use my walk…”
I read the rumor mill that Heroes has a new villain. A guy named Simon with a British accent. Really? Should we expect tight black T-shirts? He’s said to be very manipulative.
Accent + Manipulative = Linderman
Sorry, writers. You have exhausted your own trope.
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