And it’s made using wind turbines. Eat that, Mike. (But don’t let the rest of your family eat one.)

My wife’s friend, Bling (her nickname, not mine), is a frame of reference for how big the Super Fish Burrito is that I ate for lunch today. It was smaller than my foot, though.

Also, more trees have been spray-painted.

All I ate for lunch today was some Greek all-natural yogurt and some string cheese. That’s a delightful meal; it’s just so different from what I normally have and is nowhere near filling. Getting teachers ready and running meetings took up my time today. I had to scrounge in the office. (It’s very much like Final Fantasy. Walk into someone else’s dwelling, rummage, and come up with Rations, a Tent, and Phoenix Down.)

The yogurt was good, as in “won’t kill me” and “won’t kill my taste buds”. The package was simple, unlike other yogurt brands that taunt me.

Yeah, I don’t think they’re marketing to me (considering all pronouns are “her” and “she”).

Mmmmmmm…Hershey’s…….

Here’s the recipe for no-bake cookies. (A preschooler was able to make them, so no pressure or anything.)

1 cup honey
1.5 cups creamy peanut butter (or crunchy if you’re sick in the head)
2.5 cups dry powdered milk
3 cups quick cooking oatmeal
1 tablespoon wheat germ

Mix all together. Form into whatever shape you want. Put the spheres (or duodecagons or whatever) on a wax-lined baking sheet and then into the freezer until solid. Remove them from the freezer and store in a large Ziploc bag.

I was going to write about the connections between Javert and Galatians 6:1, but my wife slipped me a bacon cupcake at a party tonight. Now all I can think about is the pancake batter/meaty meat meat congealing in my innards.

I came in to find my office had been opened by someone else and donuts were sitting on my table. I would investigate who did it or if anything’s missing, but I’m a little distracted right now.