“The gentleman will sit!”

“How was work today, honey?”
“Oh, same old, same old. Hey. You may seem some videos online…”
. . . → Read More: “The gentleman will sit!”

Monkey pants

Police at the Mexico City airport, who detained a man with a suspicious bulge under his T-shirt Monday, found . . . → Read More: Monkey pants

Manute Bol


Manute Bol died today. He was 47. He had kidney trouble and developed a . . . → Read More: Manute Bol

I’m in the wrong business.

I’m busy actually getting stuff done. I didn’t know I could waste my time:

Q: What happens if Arpaio . . . → Read More: I’m in the wrong business.

Polish president’s twin is going to run

On April 10, President Lech Kaczynski of Poland died in a plane crash. His twin brother, Jaroslaw Kaczynski, is . . . → Read More: Polish president’s twin is going to run

April 15, May 18, and Prop 100

I know that in the weird entity called “politics” reality gets blurred. I still think we should offer politicians . . . → Read More: April 15, May 18, and Prop 100

Update from World Vision

I support World Vision and believe in what they’re doing. Here’s an update about what happened in Pakistan:

World . . . → Read More: Update from World Vision

Probably not the best choice in figurative language, Yahoo Finance

It’s true that about 80% of all jobs aren’t advertised. Although most job hunters spend hours every day responding . . . → Read More: Probably not the best choice in figurative language, Yahoo Finance

We don’t have the luxury of hindsight.

I’m helping the students research World War II and the Holocaust (as well as some of my own research . . . → Read More: We don’t have the luxury of hindsight.

The Canadian Caper


I don’t know if anyone else experienced this, but I think that the opening . . . → Read More: The Canadian Caper

“I consider it to be a truly lifesaving weapon.”


I understand the irony in that statement, but I also know that if my . . . → Read More: “I consider it to be a truly lifesaving weapon.”

Richard Branson: What’s Behind Cobra Commander’s Faceplate


I know that there’s supposedly some movie with some Semi-American Heroes (or was it . . . → Read More: Richard Branson: What’s Behind Cobra Commander’s Faceplate

An editorial retraction and a happy Candlemas

In a recent posting of The Bloggh, one of our contributors (namely, me) referred to Queen Elizabeth as the . . . → Read More: An editorial retraction and a happy Candlemas

Look Older in only Four Years!

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It’s starting. Being President is making Obama’s hair turn . . . → Read More: Look Older in only Four Years!

19 km long superweapon launched at Australia

The Spheniscidae Commonwealth has finally had it with Australian dominion. This morning they effectively threw off the shackles of . . . → Read More: 19 km long superweapon launched at Australia

Warning: Things that can kill you have a chance of killing you

For more questionable reporting, check out how some news sites are running the the headline ’911 Called at the . . . → Read More: Warning: Things that can kill you have a chance of killing you

How many Truck Months do we need? Let me check the calendar.

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Many moons ago, when the Reliant was having the first of its troubles, I . . . → Read More: How many Truck Months do we need? Let me check the calendar.

Anybody have Jeff Goldblum’s number?

If not, we should message Bill Pullman or Will Smith. Our luck, though, we’d get Judd Hirsch and Randy . . . → Read More: Anybody have Jeff Goldblum’s number?

At the risk of looking at my comments section…

Obama wins the Nobel prize- interrupted! on <span style= . . . → Read More: At the risk of looking at my comments section…

Time flies when you’re fighting the Red Falcon.

Tomorrow I’ll report in with more coverage of our lunar invasion. I think the ExoSquad would have met the . . . → Read More: Time flies when you’re fighting the Red Falcon.