Disney History: Peter Pan

Through pretty extensive analysis, I’ve determined that the 1950s were a strong time for the Disney studio as compared to the 1970s. All of the RKO movies we’ve seen have been awesome, even if they all open with a cheezy choir singing.

Peter Pan breaks from the mold by not having an actual book open nor do the singers croon about the name of the main character. This time they’re singing “We Can Fly”, which is pretty fun.

Also in the beginning is a screen thanking the copyright holders, the Great Ormond Street Hospital. How cool is that? Give your copyright, which is worth quite a bit, to an organization that helps children. I want to be able to do that someday.

Let’s take a moment to honor Bill Thompson. He is another voice actor, much like Phil Harris and Ed Wynn, that is very recognizable. If you liked Jock in Lady and the Tramp, the White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland, Hubert in Sleeping Beauty (Hubert?), or Smee, you’ve enjoyed the work of Bill Thompson.

Droopy Dog is Bill Thompson, too.

Bobby Driscoll is The Pan (in my mind, Hook is still the original). He’s also Jim Hawkins in Treasure Island and, more importantly, Johnny. You know, Johnny, the kid from Song of the South.

I’m still wrapping my brain around the physics of Never Land, which might be a futile endeavor. How is Peter Pan able to hold his own versus a rapier using only a dagger? Does he have enhanced reflexes from being part pixie? Has he trained for a very long time as an immortal? Is he Legolas’s cousin?

Still no Disney channel star singing the big song. Is “We Can Fly” the big song? That song’s on many sing-alongs. You know which song is not as featured? This one:

“Good. This should be most enlightening.”
Yeah, I don’t think “enlightening” and “Why is the Red Man Red?” can be uttered in the same sentence. Actually, I think I just did.

I appreciate that the story’s about Wendy, really. Boy and girl relationships run throughout the story and complicate things. I was talking to my friend, Andrew, today about growing up. He was told that he needed to wear shoes now that he’s out of college. I have the opposite thing going on with my basketball shorts. Maybe it’s because we’re both from the same hippie college, but if changing our fashion is the requirement for growing up, then I pass.

What were my family’s favorite parts of the movie?

My youngest liked how the crocodile’s eyes bounced to the rhythm of the clock. My oldest liked that but also thought it was cool that Mr. Darling recognized the pirate ship from a distant memory of youth (yeah, my daughter’s awesome).

My wife is more a fan of the slapstick. Every time Hook was dancing with the crocodile (“dancing with the crocodile” being a euphemism for “on the verge of being eaten by a mankiller”), she was cracking up.

I’m no better, though. My favorite part was the pirate singing and playing the concertina only to be shot nonchalantly by Captain Hook.

Ben Folds and a dead fish

Random Thoughts While Racing the Battery of the MacBook (Yes, I just don’t want to get up off the couch to get the charger.)

This whole time I thought Ben Folds only worked with William Shatner.

But he was able to give a good critique on Sing Off, like he actually IS a musician. Educated comments from a reality show judge? Craziness.

One of the groups lived in the college house at USC designated for the a cappella group. That house sounds fun and terrifying. Can you imagine how many people would be singing all crazy in the morning? They even took a risk by singing “Somebody to Love” and made a reference to Glee. That’s tough to live up to (but the more Queen songs I can see on TV, the better).

I obtained a certain bounty yesterday at our small group’s white elephant gift exchange.
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“Bring me a dead fish to hang on my library wall. And no disintegrations!”

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Denny’s now has redbox. Finally.

Got a question in Prussian history? We have a resident expert for that.

Have a term paper due on beardery tomorrow? Try me.
3%. Whew.

Day 2: In which Windows 7 kills my Interwebs for a bit

I was able to get Windows 7 up and running last night. It actually wasn’t too rough of an install after a certain generous Microsoft benefactor sent the required parts to get my machine 7 operational.

It should be noted that Windows now gives a rating to describe your OS experience, on a scale from 1.0 to 7.9 (the 6 scale already being taken by ice skating judges and the 10 scale done to death by beauty pageants and/or video game magazines)(Will it expand to 8 with a future OS?).

My machine, with its new hardware, was ranked by Windows 7 at a very encouraging 1.0. Oh…7.9 was the good one. D’oh.

I don’t have Aero running, but the new look is still not lost on me. It is simpler, as advertised, and that’s what I love about Snow Leopard. Get me to what I want to do in the quickest way you can. 7 is definitely a jump in the positive direction from XP (which still had a lot of hold-overs from Windows 95 and 3.1).

Two things so far will take some getting used to:

I didn’t realize just how much I threw around my windows and project files until the windows started resizing on me. With 7, if you drag a window to the top of your monitor, the window maximizes. For the most part this is pretty cool. But when I got into the thick of a project last night I had windows inflating all over the place.

I read promises of pinning to the taskbar at the bottom, like the dock in OSX. You can pin applications, but you can’t pin folders (I probably haven’t discovered how to do it yet…I’ve only had one day with the system). I like to have my documents right there in the dock for one-click access. So far, no deal on the docs. I did put it in my Start menu.

Those two issues are not dealbreakers. They’re not intuitive, but I know I’ll adapt. (Isn’t that how tech works? You adapt instead of the software adapting.)

I already had back-ups of my documents, so I didn’t do the back-up procedure recommended by the upgrade manager. Like I told Devin, I felt like I was rolling up a new character who hadn’t wasted all his feats on stupid stuff like Mobility or Martial Arts I. I’ve set up a lot of computers since we first got this desktop. I now get to organize the files in a more logical sense, instead of trying to play catch-up.

What I didn’t realize was that Windows 7 still stored my documents, even though it said it wouldn’t. I’m not complaining. It’s in a folder called Windows.old. I wish I had known that before trying to set up my anti-virus. The program wouldn’t recognize my serial number – I had until February to renew, but I purchased a renewal last night. To download the free trial you still had to purchase it, they would credit back your account. Very tricky.

We set up the Office 2010 beta. I’m liking what they did. I mainly do web-based stuff, so I haven’t had to type anything up yet. My current book project is in Google Docs. I wanted to type it up in the new Word, just because it looked like so much fun. I know I’ll get there. I may even have to use Word’s help feature for the first time in my career, if only to see what it looks like. (I take that back…I had to use help to figure out mail merging for the office secretaries. It’s not like I merged a lot of databases to form letters in college. I didn’t major in Junk Mail (but I did minor in Spam)).

On day two I only have two complaints (appropriately enough).

7 has a great new search feature that is very similar to Spotlight in Snow Leopard. I’m not seeing easily how to search for files of certain sizes or specific file types (except for using wildcards with the file extensions). In XP you could hone down the criteria for your search even in the default search function. I’m not seeing it in 7 but I hope to find it in time. Now if I could only create Smart Folders…

My biggest complaint is what they’ve done with setting up a home network. If I had another machine running 7 I could set up a new thing called a homegroup (a little different definition than I’m used to). But I miss the My Network Connections section of the Control Panel. It was really easy to set up a network between the MacBook and my PC before. My first time trying it the router had the two machines sharing the same IP address, allowing neither to connect to the Internet or each other. My second time trying to set up a network disabled my LAN. I had to call up my ISP to figure out how to enable my network adapter again (basically I called but then went through the 7 troubleshooter a couple of times until I found the LAN settings…the poor tech support guy had to listen to me figure it out myself. He hadn’t used 7 yet.)

I’m finally able to share documents, but I still can’t get the printer on the network (even though it says it’s sharing). The home networking setup procedure is not intuitive any more.

Overall I’m very happy to be running Windows 7. I’m very excited about Office 2010 and how fast my computer is running. I also like that there’s now a decent screenshot utility built into Windows. For as many tech manuals as I’ve made, it’ll make my life easier.

I know this has probably circulated already, but at work I opened up my fortune cookie and found this:

The back said, “Please someone at work by being calm and impartial.” Easy for you to say, Courier Cookie. Your employer didn’t block Google. Thankfully it wasn’t every Google service (I’ve already used Wave to coordinate two major projects and Docs lets me write spontaneously). We’re now asked to use Bing as a campus if we’re looking for images. I like the image search, to some extent. What I find really funny, in a “the tighter you clench your fist the more systems will slip from your grasp”-type funny, is that YouTube is blocked completely on campus. I unfortunately had mentioned at the district office that blocking didn’t make sense because the results still came up in Google Video. Well, in Bing those YouTube videos still come up. Now it’s even easier because you hover over the thumbnail and it plays automatically.

I used to find that feature annoying but now it cracks me up. Bing, even though your name doesn’t conjugate well, you’re starting to grow on me.

I see this as a great opportunity to be a well-rounded computer user, to see both sides (until I become a famous author and can afford an iMac).

When I wasn’t shimmying up a ladder…

If you want to see something completely ridiculous, check out the Facebook status updates for Star Wars characters.

That in and of itself could make for a good bloggh post.

But wait! There’s more!

If you want to read articles from The Professional Site, read on:

I had watched a demo video at wave.google.com over the summer debuting Wave. As with any tech thing, my thoughts started racing with how to use it in an educational community setting. Over the weekend I got an invitation to be a part of the limited preview. (Happy Thanksgiving, right?) I’ve been chatting with people about Wave and here are some general questions (before we tackle how to use it in a school setting) I can answer after having used it.

What is Wave?
The best way I can think to describe it is that Wave is what e-mail would look like if it was invented today instead of decades ago.

But I already do e-mail. Why would I use this?
E-mail is extremely linear. When you are e-mailing a simple message to one person, that works. If you start e-mailing back and forth in a conversation, that’s where stuff starts to get cluttered and it’s tough to see the progression of ideas. GMail started the whole “conversation” idea, making it easier to follow who said what. Wave takes it further.

I was able to embed a map, a YouTube video, and a picture into the Wave very easily. That’s a definite plus. In e-mail those resources sometimes don’t come across.

How could it make my life easier?
For me, e-mail gets confusing the more recipients that I have per message. Before replying, I have to sift through what everyone else said. Many times that entails opening up multiple messages and checking when they were sent. With Wave, it’s one message and the responses are shown more like threads or comments at the bottom of a blog post.

How could it make my life more difficult?
First, there’s the “Great. One more account to manage; one more thing to check” problem. I’m hoping that Google will incorporate other services, specifically mail coming in from already-created e-mail accounts.

Next, you can reply to any portion of a Wave. The Wave’s status will show how many replies are unread. You need to scroll through the whole Wave to see the unread replies.

How could it give me a headache?
My friend are I were chatting (Google calls it “ping”…think Scott Westerfeld’s Tally Youngblood series.) and we had to scroll quite a bit. Just like in a main Wave, you can reply to any section of a ping. Think about how fast an online chat goes. Now picture someone posting a reply at the very top of the chat where the ping started an hour ago. My friend and I are decently tech savvy and we were lost. For friends chatting, it’s funny. But I picture a professor I had that did online chats. His idea of a chat was to have everyone type up their responses days in advance and then paste them into the chat all at once. That hurt to read. This will not improve that.

Where could it offend people?
I choose my words carefully. When it’s a really important e-mail, I’ll revise it a couple of times before sending it out. With Wave, my friend jumped in before I knew it and was watching me type my reply, letter by letter, so that before I was done he was already saying, “I thought so.”

Very disorienting. I like to spell things correctly. Typos become even more annoying as someone is virtually watching over your shoulder.

My friend was able to edit what I had said. Google changed it to read that we were co-authors of the reply. I’m glad he can spell well, because you can’t tell who said what after the specific reply becomes co-authored. I didn’t want someone to look through the archives of the Internet to see that I had misspelled a word when in fact it was someone else.

You know, because those things are important.

I also think about how many people write an e-mail angrily just to delete it as a way of venting. Wave records what you’re messaging, so someone could watch the playback and see what you initially said. For people who carefully choose their words when writing to others, you have to do a rough draft in your head. It slows things down and makes it more stressful.

Is it worth it?
Google is known for constantly changing, constantly growing. I think that the tech will change to meet the need and we’ll see more features show up once it’s out of preview mode. Just like any new tech, we’ll see it come out for a year as the people who use tech for gadget’s sake enjoy it. Some time after that we’ll then see the general populous join on IF it incorporates e-mail better.

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Over the weekend, when I wasn’t figuring out Google Wave, I finished Crocodile Tears by Anthony Horowitz. Stormbreaker (as well as Haddix’s Among the Hidden) was the first YA book I read as a junior high teacher and it helped me to see how that market of books has developed over the years. If you remember my review of Ghost in the Machine by Patrick Carman, I made reference to how much I enjoyed Scorpia (my favorite of the series) and how Ark Angel was a letdown for me. (Yes, I’ve read Snakehead.)

As I began Crocodile Tears, I thought, “Can this get me back from ‘I enjoy the series’ to ‘I rave about the series’?”

I love how Horowitz starts out the novels with an opening scene much like a James Bond movie. We see minor characters involved in some sort of trauma, introducing a sliver of the main conflict. We also don’t see Alex Rider, for the most part. Chapter one gets you hooked with a disaster at a nuclear power plant. A charity swoops in to help immediately and we are instantly suspicious that the charity may have known ahead of time when the disaster was going to happen.

I was nervous, at first. I’m a huge supporter of helping out wherever you can, even internationally, so I was hoping that Horowitz would not paint a jaded view on aid organizations. There’s a great conversation where Alex Rider is defending people who donate because it’s the right thing to do, not because they’re playing some kind of game.

Desmond McCain is a good villain in the spy movie sense. There are some times where the cheaper, easier way to win would be to just kill Alex and be done with it. Nope. Just like it’s mentioned in Pixar’s Incredibles, the villain monologues and explains the plan, trusting the henchmen to finish the job. Not the most logical way to enact your evil schemes, but it definitely fits the style.

A student and I had debated on whether Alex Rider had actually killed anyone in his books. The villains pursue him to the “Captain Ahab” level of obsession to their own demise. In this one it’s pretty clear: bad guy is going to kill Alex, Alex kills him first – but it’s under a spy code of morality.

1. You point a gun at someone and shoot, you’re an assassin.
2. You create an elaborate plan to watch the person die, you’re a supervillain.
3. You create an elaborate plan using just what’s on you at the moment (perhaps feeling a degree of remorse), you’re a super spy.

Alex is angst-ier this time around.

Something that I had lost sight of is that the entire series has just been one year in Alex’s life. In other words, he has missed a TON of school. Crocodile Tears highlights this; the adults finally realize that this 14 year-old should probably attend a full day of school from time to time.

It’s definitely not the end to the series. There is still room for Alex to grow throughout the years. Crocodile Tears is an enjoyable read. (I’m still biased towards Scorpia, but I’m excited to see where the series goes.)

Yes, it is “ah crazy” – New Super Mario Bros. Wii

I had waited to say anything until I had time to play it with the kindergarteners and then to contrast that experience to playing with my wife. Let’s just say my wife and I share Yoshis better.

It is four players on screen at the same time. Yes, player one has to be Mario. Yes, the game gets psycho quickly, with turtle shells all over the place. Yes, you will die a lot.

As long as you know that going in, you should be fine.

If you liked Super Mario World or Super Mario Bros. 3, you’ll like the game. I’m excited to play this with Slade on Thanksgiving. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s my nephew’s review:
“It’s frickin’ hard.”

40 Years of Sesame Street – Abby Cadabby’s Flying School needs to be Aveda Kavedraed in the face

I’m currently at home with my youngest who is sick. I will be going in later today to bust some bully heads, so it’s not like I’m extending the day off.

I might as well be on vacation, though. I got to see the debut of the 40th anniversary of Sesame Street. (No stress if you missed it; it will be repeated over and over again and you’ll see it on DVD and On Demand and On Ice.)

The big conflict? The rapper from Electric Company comes to Sesame Street as a bird real estate agent, convincing Big Bird to migrate to a new habitat. (He does this by rapping about how life’s a beach…no joke.)

Spoiler Alert: Snuffy was able to convince Big Bird that New York was his habitat.

This was all within the first 16 minutes, so I’m wondering where they’re going now. They’re debuting Abby’s Flying Fairy School (if you have kids you probably have seen the newest character that doesn’t fit any of the style of the show…even the Meep Meep aliens or the Honkers). It’s a 3D segment that is like every other brightly colored hallucinogenic kid experience out there. What makes Sesame Street is the Mupets, plain and simple. This too long segment about a gerbilcorn (the only redeemable part) needs to go.

40 is the number of the day, though. That’s fun.

Remember when Hooper died? Or Hooper’s store burned down? Did you know that Gordon is a Science teacher? How old school are you? Can you remember the Ladybug Picnic (or the addictive Chickens in the Trees)? How about Disco Grover? Sesame Street has gone on for quite some time. Instead of innovating, they copied a screensaver from Noggin. Hopefully Sesame Street makes it to 50 and does something amazing to honor the lovers, the dreamers, and me.

Is it bad that I have such animosity towards fictional characters?
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I hate you, Fred Basset. Other states get Spider-Man syndication; we get the jewel of the retirement community. Go hang out with Mary Worth, you dumb mutt.

Toads are weird.

Did you know that you can go from mummified toad to living toad after adding a lot of water? I learned that this morning. Yep. I was greeted by mummified toad. What a way to enter the library.

Even more disturbing – my wife rented the Jonas Brothers concert movie. Let’s just say that it’s not as good as the Hannah Montana movie…because I wasn’t sick enough to begin with. Somewhere in the Valley, the Sith were attacking and I was watching karking Mmmbop.

Sunday night we rented 17 Again…and it actually wasn’t bad. Well worth the dollar. My more brun meldir will appreciate that the nerd in the story looks like a nerd, grows up to be successful and still a nerd, and finds a woman (Jan from The Office (who also was Billy Ray Cyrus’ love interest in Hannah Montana)) that is fluent in Tengwar.

Catching Fire review is up – and have you seen Mike’s group?

Many updates today…

I put up a review of Catching Fire on the professional site.

One week until Conduit’s release. I am excited for a co-op game for my wife and I, though. The new Super Mario looks promising, and perhaps the next Ultimate Alliance could be good. I’m not current on my printed comics. Wasn’t Captain America dead? Now he’s back?

Japan is now going to have movie rentals on the Wii.

I guess I shouldn’t be blown away by the response to Mike’s Ghostbusters III group on Facebook. Since he ain’t afraid of no ghost, it’s the only logical progression. I do like Wil Wheaton’s thoughts on the busting of ghosts:

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, you should call the police, contrary to what the song suggests.

I also appreciate his thoughts on current events:

Pretty sure the City of Los Angeles can find a better way to spend a million dollars than on a parade. Teachers come to mind.

It’s not that I don’t like the Lakers (I always forget, from time to time, that there are professional sports ever since the NBA started playing on cable instead of free TV).

But I am a fan of irony, and I guess some other Twitterers agree with something interesting that I noticed this weekend:

Riots in the same weekend. What do you stand for, Lakers or fair elections? #iranElection

Catching Fire has reminded me of what large masses of angry people look like.

Thanks to everyone who re-tweeted that. It’s been crazy watching Twitter hold CNN accountable for going light on the coverage of world events. They focus on Iran if it relates to something gossipy, but now the public demands more info on a government that cracks down on free speech.

On the topic of free speech (literally free…no cost to you, right?):
Shi Weihan was arrested for printing Bibles for free, which I guess is illegal in China still. Argh.

I’m intrigued by Kiva. I’m not a big fan of throwing money at a problem, but I know what it’s like to have an expense come up.

I must also confess that I am entertained on Twitter with pictures of director Adam Shankman with his dog on the movie set watching 3D monitors for Step Up:

as well as finding it fun that Miley Cyrus watches Funniest Home Videos to cheer herself up.

Keep those last two secrets to yourself.

bing: Now more than just an elevator sound

Check out http://blindsearch.fejus.com/ to form your own opinion first. It lets you search Yahoo, Google, and Bing at the same time and then vote on the best results.

You’ve probably seen the commercials for bing. But how many have taken a look?

It dawned on me yesterday that as a librarian I should know how to navigate it and understand the pros and cons.

What a weighty responsibility I have – do you realize this? I shape the future, much in the way Nen Yim fuses poison darts into fingertips.

I heard it from an inside source that Bing stands for “Bing is not Google”.

I think the only way to solve this is simple: Battle Royale. Some may demand that I go to the Deadliest Warrior depths of simulation algorithms, but I think the typings of a madman shall suffice for the preliminaries.
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The Yuuzhan Vong Challenge

I typed in Nen Yim to bing and the first result was the Wookieepedia article. The next two were about a Gamespot user profile, followed by a Yahoo Star Wars community beta image, then the Talk comment for the Wookiepedia entry.

I typed Nen Yim into Google. The first result was Wookieepedia, a branch off (a little bit easier to read) was the Talk page, followed by a Facebook page, a feed-stealer site that copied the Wookieepedia entry, and finally a profile result for a fan fiction network.

The verdict: there are a lot of Star Wars nerds on the Internet.

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Google takes me to the U.S. by default.
Bing takes me to the Southwest by default.

I typed in my address (even though I was already being Binged (many connotations based on pronunciation) ) and Bing found it without trouble.

I really dig the popular business categories listing, finding the results in my area. Bird’s eye view is easier to interpret than the satellite view from Google.

Don’t click on Bing’s “Explore collections”. Talk about search overload – I got a whole bunch of letters and numbers that have no meaning for me.

Google has a place for me to search and has lots of breadcrumbs to get to other searches. Bing took me some time to find my way beyond the prescribed searches.

The verdict: for pretty picture, Bing; for pretty code, Google.

I really like the front page of Bing. The picture of the day, with different hotspots, is pretty fun. I love information, following fact trails.

So the feature of the day on Bing is something that I appreciate. This weekend they had Normandy Beach (versus Tetris on Google and Land of the Lost on Dogpile), with lots of information. You click on different parts of the picture and it brings up articles and video about the topic of the day.

This morning I wanted to go back to that information, losing interest in the pictures of people eating at the San Antonio Riverwalk. In order to click on the navigation arrows on the photo to go back, I would need to install Silverlight. What would happen if I wanted to go to a different computer and show someone the cool topic from tomorrow?

The verdict: for not making me install stuff and tracking me without any inconvenience, Google wins the match-up.

Finding Sumo Blogs that Have Me in their Blogroll

The verdict: Bing wins!

Who would win in a knife fight, Google, Yahoo, or Bing?

The verdict: Did the search:Google.

The winner? By a landslide, Wolfram|Alpha. It can’t get me any information on anything I search for on a daily basis, but have you seen it generate ISBN barcodes? Cool!

Bing is already a household name, but he sang “White Christmas”.

Google was a Square One math fun fact until the search engine made it a verb.

Microsoft is going to need to throw even more ad money at the project (either that or innovate) to be able to replace Google in our minds. I have enjoyed the Search Overload commercials more than the iTunes overgeneralization or the Find a Laptop omission of details campaign (“These are small.” Really? A small laptop? Imagine that. And who buys a laptop for gaming? Do I need to educate you on modding the innards of the case, youngling?).

The saddest part? Once they got rid of the butler, Ask.com is just another collection of random shouts mixed with ad links.

9-9-09

I’m excited for 9, the next from Tim Burton. It was very intentional that they showed us the trailer before Terminator (it was joined by Gamer (Master Predictor, remember when you went to see The Game/Citizen Game? It seems like they decided upon a name, finally) and Surrogates).

With watching LOST, Star Trek, and Terminator, I’m kinda burned out on time travel. Now will it be an excess of, “I’m metal, but am I human?” At least Tim Burton has samurai robots in his future. (Versus Bruce Willis with two bad haircuts.)

Countdown to (Passport) Judgment Day


Janet Napolitano, lead shareholder in Cyberdyne Systems, is implementing The Next Phase of WHTI (Western Hemisphere Travel Initiative)(Is it just me, or does the acronym conjure up a bad organization from a Shaft film? The Whitey Plan? Really? Might as well throw in a reference to mayonnaise and Lawrence Welk.)

How this will affect some of The BLOGgh’s readership is the Casas trip. You might want to work on your passports (legitimately or otherwise) for next year’s trip. Once people really see the bureaucracy in action (inaction…wakka wakka) they’ll start to freak out.

On the topic of Cyberdyne – If you liked action movies of the ’90s, where not everything had to line up logically, you’ll love Terminator Salvation.

I, for one, prefer Sydney Poitier’s characterization of the T-800.

A part that I did enjoy was the nod to T2 fans with a vehicle duel choreographed to Guns ‘n Roses “You Could Be Mine”. It’s fun that John Connor still has some old cassette tapes from his teenage years.

I also appreciated that John Connor ditched his Batman voice after the first few fight scenes.

Woo to Anton Yelchin! Congrats on being in two big summer movies. In Star Trek he was part of a great ensemble. In Terminator he stood out as the coolest character. (Kyle Reese has always been my favorite – the no-name soldier sent back in time that alters time.) Look for Kyle Chekov in New York, I Love You where he joins a big cast in a collection of short films.

Flashlight Peter, we can now answer two of your questions. Kate Connor is a veterinarian, so she might not have the same ethics debacle. Also – Roland Kickinger, who played Arnold in See Arnold Run, was the body of the T-800 in the current film (another Austrian bodybuilder?) and Governor “Get to the Chopper!!” had his face digitally masked over poor Roland.

Internet down? KHAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!

Typed this up last night and then Cox went crazy.
Today promises some answers to your questions.
1. The results to the pop quiz:
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!! 67%
You can’t appreciate Shakespeare until you’ve read him in the original Klingon. 17%
No, I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space. 8%
I have been, and ever shall be, your friend. Live long and prosper. 8%
What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live. 0%
In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. 0%

2. Yes, Star Trek was a good movie (perhaps even great) and is my favorite, followed closely by Khan and First Contact. The big question is which one was a better re-boot, Batman Begins or Star Trek. Once the potential for spoilers has diminished, we can figure out if Star Trek was a re-boot or a re-loop. Devin, can it serve both as a re-envisioning and fit in the already-established movie canon?

3. Yes, I’m trying to convince my wife to watch The Cage tonight. Pike was awesome in the film.

4. Yes, I was delirious on Saturday night, coffee hallucinations and all. I can’t guarantee that that would have changed the amount of tweets inputted into the system, but I can’t help but think the negotiations would have been smoother with Moff Cage on his A game. He does not like to be surprised and it was pretty gutsy of the Collicoids to switch the deal on him.

Two words: orbital bombardment. Old-school Empire. Corellian Alliance. Meat Parade.

5. Check out the updates to Cry for Kraka.

Blast from the Past

Editor’s note: Slade, have you seen how quickly this video has spread? I received three e-mails today from different people about the video. I think it’s because they saw your article.

With over 900,000 views in the past week, I’ll take this guy over any current politician in congress with the exception of Jon Kyl and Mitch McConnell.

The Federation’s Fanboy Exchange Program

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The bridge on Casual Tuesday – We have pockets and the replicator only serves hot wings and jalapeno poppers.

You may be aware that I’m a fan of Star Wars.

But what you may not be aware of is that I dig Star Trek. Admitting that takes a little bit of a risk in modern society. But really it shouldn’t.

The Captain and I went to the Star Trek Exhibit yesterday and it was actually pretty cool. They wove real-life space exploration landmarks and vessels into the timelines and displays. I kept staring at one vessel trying to remember if Zefram Cochrane worked for NASA or not.

Mike is the Captain and I am the second-in-command. I actually almost sat in Deanna Troi’s seat. I don’t have the figure to pull off the spandex. I see myself more as a bearded warrior.
Frakes on a plane:

There are Frakes on the [bleepity bleep] plane!!

We took a Star Trek trivia test. Mike scored high enough to be Admiral. I am but a Science Officer, but I would have had a higher score if Reginald Barclay had been the focus of the questions.

Being a fan of the little details, I enjoyed learning that:

  1. The names of the cast and crew from Next Generation are on the display read-outs behind Worf. Initials like “PA ST” and “WI WH” stand for Patrick Stewart and Wil Wheaton, but look like settings on the scanners. In engineering they have a button for an Infinite Improbability Drive and the Oscillation Overthruster.
  2. The seats are from a Pinto.

But there were some things about the exhibit that bugged me as a librarian who innately catalogs and sorts.

  1. There’s a uniform from Star Trek II that is labeled as Kirk’s, but the shoulders were wide (and, ironically, the waist was narrow)(this being a key clue). When you look at the sleeve, it is the rank of a Science Officer. Yep. They have it labeled as Kirk, but it’s Nimoy’s costume.
  2. Picard’s uniform is on display, but on the neck it has three gold circles and one black circle. He should have four gold circles if he’s Captain Picard. Did he get sortof demoted?

It should be noted that if I picked up on these discrepancies, imagine the reaction for a fan in actual uniform. (Pictures not included to not induce Internet mockery.)

You should know, though, that NASA created the Science Officer position on their shuttle programs from Spock’s inspiration. I’m tempted to petition for Grand Moff to be the person in charge of the ISS. They are already struggling for names, right?

Twister is not an act, but in turn acts quickly

The results to the quiz are in:

44% Twister
33% Clue
11% Risk
11% Stratego

As my wife put it, “The others think too much. In a fight in a dark alley in Gotham, you just gotta act. Twister wins.”

And this, my friends, is one of the many reasons I married her.

She took me to teppanyaki last night:

(The guy was picking fire up with his fingers. Fire. Freaking fire! I guess they use everclear because of its high evaporative point, so the fire burns quickly but doesn’t linger.)

so in all fairness we watched Confessions of a Shop-aholic tonight.

Now, I offer this in my defense:

  1. Produced by Jerry Bruckheimer (but I told my wife I used to be a fan of James Cameron)
  2. Music by James Newton Howard (who helped with Dark Knight, Treasure Planet, and Signs)
  3. The last romantic comedy I could remember taking my wife to was Sweet Home, Alabama – Yeah, 2002. As in “our first year of marriage”.

Granted, I was hesitant to see the movie because I thought it looked very much like a mix between Legally Blonde and Devil Wears Prada.

Caution: Spoilers

The leading lady does end up with the leading man, her boss that she lied to but didn’t get a chance to tell the truth to until someone else revealed the truth, he got offended, but then realized how much he loved her, so it was okay. This formula has been done somewhere before…

But the fun is in the execution of that formula and the character interactions along the way. And Confessions has a cool take on APR financing (not kidding) and investor confidence. Same general plot outline, neat details.

Because, really, most of the movies that we had been seeing had the same plotline, too.

Guy is not awesome. Guy becomes awesome. Something super awesome challenges merely awesome guy. Awesome guy has to find some inspiration/something in himself/a radar network created by cell phones to beat the super awesome entity.

But it’s how they go about it that’s fun.

It’s all very Joseph Campbell-ish (don’t agree with all of his stuff)/Epic of Gilgamesh in that there’s something inside of us that craves these stories. When it’s not told well/told lazily – hoo, buddy.

Have you heard of the 36 plot lines? I had seen it way back when I was GMing (before I had the honor of actually playing and not having to guilt my friends into my dice-induced storytelling delusions).

See if Hollywood plot lines boil down to one of these at their most basic elements:

Supplication – Persecutor, Suppliant, a Power in Authority
Deliverance – Unfortunates, Threatener, Rescuer
Revenge – Avenger, Criminal
Vengeance by Family upon Family – Avenging Kinsman, Guilty Kinsman, Relative
Pursuit – Fugitive from Punishment, Pursuer
Victim of Cruelty or Misfortune – Unfortunates, Master or Unlucky Person
Disaster – Vanquished Power, Victorious Power or Messenger
Revolt – Tyrant, Conspirator(s)
Daring Enterprise – Bold Leader, Goal, Adversary
Abduction – Abductor, Abducted, Guardian
Enigma – Interrogator, Seeker, Problem
Obtaining – Two or more Opposing Parties, Object, maybe an Arbitrator
Familial Hatred – Two Family Members who hate each other
Familial Rivalry – Preferred Kinsman, Rejected Kinsman, Object
Murderous Adultery – Two Adulterers, the Betrayed
Madness – Madman, Victim
Fatal Imprudence – Imprudent person, Victim or lost object
Involuntary Crimes of Love – Lover, Beloved, Revealer
Kinsman Kills Unrecognised Kinsman – Killer, Unrecognised Victim, Revealer
Self Sacrifice for an Ideal – Hero, Ideal, Person or Thing Sacrificed
Self Sacrifice for Kindred – Hero, Kinsman, Person or Thing Sacrificed
All Sacrificed for Passion – Lover, Object of Passion, Person or Thing Sacrificed
Sacrifice of Loved Ones – Hero, Beloved Victim, Need for Sacrifice
Rivalry Between Superior and Inferior – Superior, Inferior, Object
Adultery – Deceived Spouse, Two Adulterers
Crimes of Love – Lover, Beloved, theme of Dissolution
Discovery of Dishonor of a Loved One – Discoverer, Guilty One
Obstacles to Love – Two Lovers, Obstacle
An Enemy Loved – Beloved Enemy, Lover, Hater
Ambition – An Ambitious Person, Coveted Thing, Adversary
Conflict with an Immortal – Mortal, Immortal
Mistaken Jealousy – Jealous One, Object of Jealousy, Supposed Accomplice, Author of Mistake
Faulty Judgment – Mistaken One, Victim of Mistake, Author of Mistake, Guilty Person
Remorse – Culprit, Victim, Interrogator
Recovery of a Lost One – Seeker, One Found
Loss of Loved Ones – Kinsman Slain, Kinsman Witness, Executioner

The Outsider Planet


I’m currently watching Zula Patrol with my youngest while I eat breakfast. It tackles a tough topic: Cosmic Volleyball.

The Terrestrial planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars) are versus the Jovian planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune) in a rock versus gas volleyball game using the asteroid belt as the net.

But who gets left out? Yep. Pluto.

It’s actually kinda cool, with Pluto’s axis being all jacked up, as well as some other planetary details.

Nokia 5310 First Thoughts

After filling up most of the space on my hand with complex notes of DVD projects, I am very glad to have a new phone. Much thanks to my mom for improvising and to my grandma for never upgrading her phone. (I guess she only uses her phone to call people. Weird.) (On the topic of thank you speeches and awards ceremonies…Sasha Cohen, my condolences. It’s always tough to watch bad jokes be put out of their misery.)

With the Nokia, it’s cool to see how many revisions have been done in just one upgrade.

Improvements I’ve noticed so far:

  1. The ability to create playlists on the fly. (Before you had to use a half-baked PC-only program.)
  2. No sliding keypad – yes, the keys are there, but it’s a sturdier design
  3. The phone is now just a little bit bigger than the Nano my wife has
  4. Headphone output is normal headphone output size and not crazy Nokia size
  5. Higher resolution camera
  6. Guitar Hero III is included. Granted, it sounds like rockin’ out on a Tandy or Commodore 64, but that’s because we know what the original artists sound like. If we had to ford a river in Oregon, it would be dead on.
  7. The best feature? Still tweakable like the 5300. Very exciting.

The playlist on the fly is huge, since I don’t always listen through an iTunes U lecture from start to finish in one sitting.

Next order of business – Danjo, where did you get your phone case?

Almost There


The book marathon is coming to a close (since, frankly, I’m out of time). Check the other site of mine (ahem) and the Twitter feed as I update frequently about the librarian conference tomorrow.

I finished Tales of Beedle the Bard just now. I actually liked it more than Deathly Hallows. It fits with Devin’s and my obsession about fictional historical documents just nicely. It’s like the Brothers Grimm, except where magic is common and won’t solve your problems. Or save your hairy heart.