The Voice

I had been pretty jaded towards reality shows for some time now. Tonight we watched The Voice on NBC and it was actually pretty cool. Four coaches have their backs turned to the contestant, the contestant sings, and when the coach presses a button of approval, the coach swivels around to see the contestant.

What’s great is that the coaches are trying to build a team for vocal combat. There’s a humbling element when the coaches have to convince the contestant to pick them as their coach. I appreciated that the first thing we saw of the show was a performance of the four coaches singing, proving that they still had talent.

The biggest fun? In the bottom of the screen they have a #TheVoice hashtag and broadcast tweets from the coaches.

#votekishi and Akismet

The time has come.

How do we know? The #votekishi site tells us, that’s how.

So, click on the link or the picture and find out what this candidate has to offer. These are campaign promises I can endorse. Also, make sure to use the hashtag #votekishi on Twitter. Doesn’t matter if it makes sense. Just do it – that’s how politics works.

If you haven’t caught any World Cup action yet, you might appreciate John Cleese’s help explaining the difference between football and soccer. Soccer doesn’t have as many commercials. I know that much.

I think if there was scoring for each player contact in the game, then it would catch on. We’re bummed when an NBA final score is in the 60′s. But football and baseball games score low…Maybe it’s because there are so many opportunities to score in those sports, even though the scores are generally lower. In soccer they miss once and a lot of times the ball is booted to the other end of the field.

Unrelated (as if things here have a set coherence):
If you run a WordPress site and have seen an increase in Spam comments the past two weeks (I have on both of mine), Akismet comes free with WordPress. It requires an API key, but the Aksimet site gives you a free API code if you’re just a hobbyist. Check out the plugins section of your settings panel.

#votekishi

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This marks the start of the grassroots movement to get Ken no Kishi elected to some political office.

In his own words, here’s why he’s the best candidate:

“#votekishi: Because I don’t know enough about the real estate market to even attempt to defraud it.”

“If elected as governor, I promise that every household will have a robot servant. #votekishi”

“Just for that, I’m misappropriating your image to use in my first campaign ad.”

You can follow him on Twitter by clicking here. Use the hashtag #votekishi to spread the word.

The Facebook page is here.

Click here to download a printable sign.

MOVE ONE STEP DOWN THE CONDITION TRACK.

My fortitude score took some hits the past few days. The earthquake made me pretty motion sick. Of course I updated my status. How sick did you think I got?

Thanks, chaarli, for pointing it out.

Today I finally got around to eating a stash of donuts while I ran a long teacher training. The donuts led to some interesting revelations.

On the topic of barely keeping my lunch down, there’s a planned Star Wars cartoon comedy show. (This is the same franchise that is spawning the Galactic Heroes animated show.) To be fair, I did find the Star Wars Robot Chicken pretty funny.


That wacky Star Wars saga…

You never know what you’ll get:

Star Wars Uncut – Scene 246 from Malcolm Sutherland on Vimeo.

Star Wars Uncut – Scene 113 – “Hello there” from Malcolm Sutherland on Vimeo.

Star Wars Uncut – Scene 415 – “All wings report in…” from Malcolm Sutherland on Vimeo.

Choose Your Own Tech Ethics

Here are two posts from The Professional Site:

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Choose Your Own Adventure books kept me coming back to the public library daily as a kid and I would be willing to bet partly influenced my decision to become a librarian.

A friend of mine sent me this link a while back and it’s taken me until now to sort through all of the analysis of the Choose Your Own Adventure books. I hadn’t realized that as the series went on, there became less choices in the books. I have always wondered what it took to organize all of the pages to point to different places throughout the book. (I made a Choose Your Own Adventure radio show CD in high school, so I understand the effort on a smaller scale.) Check out this site for more of the math behind Choose Your Own Adventure books.

Also of note were the Lone Wolf books by Joe Dever. It makes sense that these types of books, ones where you jump around inside the framework of the book, came around during milestones in video game computing. (For my students that know how much I love video games, you should imagine what it would be like growing up on this game. Yeah, no 3D cards, just text.)

The Lone Wolf books were cool because they had a page at the end with random numbers scattered across them. This was to generate a score for your character’s skill checks and attacks. It was a book where you were the main character and it played out like a variation on a video game. You were supposed to close your eyes and point to one of the numbers, but my teacher would always get mad at me during silent reading time.

These books really grabbed my imagination because, no matter how hard I tried to predict where the story was going, it could always take a crazy turn. Some smart authors even put fake endings into the book to trap you if you were just flipping through the pages.

The worlds that these authors created I can still remember. That’s why the samizdat quote is so poignant:

It was the fact that after reading it you understood the logic of Gibson’s world. And that logic was portable to any new scenario you could dream up.

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Justin Bieber got his start broadcasting videos of himself singing on YouTube, getting the attention of a record label. Now Web 2.0 stuff is creating some trouble for that record label. James Roppo of Island Def Jam Records is being charged with a couple of misdemeanors, such as endangering the welfare of children. A riot of fans broke out at a mall appearance on Friday; five people had to go to the hospital.
James Roppo is accused of not helping out the police in handling the angry crowd. Here’s what one officer had to say about it, from the Associated Press article:

“We asked for his help in getting the crowd to go away by sending out a Twitter message,” said Nassau County Police Det. Lt. Kevin Smith. “By not cooperating with us, we feel he put lives in danger and the public at risk.”

You want to do what you can to keep the fans safe. Those are the people that make a star famous. But I’ll admit it’s an interesting step in technology ethics by requiring someone to write a message on Twitter. Is that covered under the first amendment? Is this like yelling fire in a movie theater?

Bursts of Bullet Points

  • I was not able to practice bass all day (using one of my slackingest costumes) in the library as I had schemed. People kept asking me questions. Some were even about books. Ridiculous.
  • The most memorable Mr. Rogers Picture Picture segment?
    67% said Crayons
    33% said Fortune Cookies
  • Leviathan is still full of steampunky goodness. I was able to requisition another specimen.
  • Fans of Resident Evil video games should check out the Project Firestart footage, showing one of the first survival horror titles for a video game. It’s from this company called Dynamix. As in, “The company that took over my computer’s 5.25″ drive for most of junior high.”
  • Poe’s “The Raven” is a very happy ending if you only read the first stanza.

What season is it?

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I actually paid attention this year during the Fantasy Football draft. I’m mildly excited for my roster.

You guessed it – Ochocinco!

Did you hear about Setentacinco in yesterday’s game?

I upgraded to Snow Leopard this morning. Some non-advertised changes are there and I love it. One simple one is the default for screenshots. I can’t tell you how many “Picture 1″s I have at school. Now it details when the shot was taken.

The live preview of documents is pretty cool. You could do Quick View with the spacebar and read the file without opening it. Now you can watch the video or flip through the pages much easier, all without opening a program. Very time-saving. (I use Quick View to sort through my deluge of librarian documents.)

I was at ~6GB room left on my hard drive and now I have ~17GB as of this writing.

It’s very useful, like this:

Art from the past few days

Especially with the How to Draw a Pointillism Princess, I think it’s time for some art.

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Those of the Kriege der Sterne persuasion will recognize this as the hermit who has been living for generations on Korriban in cliff-side ruins entangled by a cactus swarm.

Even if you didn’t play on Saturday (although you were invited, @bessiejo), the hermit may look similar to another bearded loon.

You may have heard that there is a Star Wars vs. Star Trek thing on the InterTubes. Have you seen the LEGO version of that fight?

On the topic of loons, I found this scrap of paper from a year ago. I can’t figure out what the epsilon I was talking about. (Editor’s Note: Check the comments for a hint at the solution. I remembered it.)
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Don’t worry, Mom. It’s not like I write haikus about the library or anything.
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I can’t take credit for the Bell Beast. Go visit the Sidewalk Driver for more details on coping with carrot carcinogens.

To fulfill the cutemetrics for this post, here is my youngest eating a half-pound burrito:
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I guess if it’s metrics, it should be the 0.22679618 kg burrito.

Songs stuck in my head right now?

Danse by Caedmon’s Call
All creation moves in a cosmic danse
Before the Lord her King;
and the rythms, the reason, the rhyme
of the danse pulses within everything.
And the universe wheels and whirls like
a dervish in perfect seven-step time
The Lord made the Danse,
He taught her the steps, and He causes the songs to shine.

We must danse, danse, danse
danse in God’s honor.
We must yield all our steps unto the King.
We must danse, danse, danse
danse in God’s honor.
Let His praises ring throughout the earth

Adam and Eve dansed in Eden’s environs
Early in earth’s morning air
They named all the animals musical names
Glorious potentiality shared.
But Lucifer sang out a serpentine song
And offered death’s danse as a token.
And pausing to listen Adam missed his step;
Earth’s harmony in the danse broken.

We must danse, danse, danse
danse in God’s honor.
We must yield all our steps unto the King.
We must danse, danse, danse
danse in God’s honor.
Let his praises ring throughout the earth.

Jesus dansed into the world
Singing His heavenly song.
He taught the Danse to those who would
listen and learn as He moved along.
But the steps of His Danse led to a cross
where He died while the haters mocked on.
But He Dansed through death’s arms
and over Hell’s gate and in three days
dansed forth from His tomb

We must danse, danse, danse
danse in God’s honor.
We must yield all our steps unto the King.
We must danse, danse, danse
danse in God’s honor.
Let His praises ring throughout the earth (x2)

He is Lord by Hillsong
Oh blessed lamb once slain
Will reign forever more
His hands once bound now save
Our God will never fail

He is Lord
He is Lord
Sings my soul
He is Lord
And He lives
Yes He lives
I’m alive ’cause Jesus lives

‘Tis at the cross of Christ
Where earth and heaven meet
Where sin is overcome
To God the victory

And now
Let the earth resound with praise
For our Saviour God He reigns
He is high and lifted up
Arise
For the King of glory waits
He is coming back again

In which I find a toad

Interesting events from today:

  1. Many prayers/tears were honored by God and the district/insurance decided that they had been wrong and should cover the birth of my youngest. This has been a big growing event for me in reminding myself that timing looks different from eternity.
  2. My oldest had her character buy a timer in Animal Crossing to monitor how long she played video games. I’m very blessed.
  3. Late last night/early this morning, @vafer set up a really cool demo of my book. Insanity has become reality. Very impressive stuff. Everyone who saw it today at school went nuts for it.
  4. @jeremypoehls got a free 50″ plasma TV off of Craigslist. The TV was offered up because it was broken, but perhaps a small resistor or capacitor may be a $3 fix. I love the irony that it is Hans Christian Orsted’s birthday today.
  5. I saved a toad from a lawnmower at school today. The science department was excited, for various motivations, and loaned me an aquarium. The library now has a mascot.

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Theme Songs for Tonight

Yes, friends, for those that have me on device updates for Twitter, prepare for the deluge - for it is Star Wars night!

Here are two themes that I think we should use. Whether you are stopping a bioweapon from wiping out entire chunks of the galaxy or you’re Slade meeting a girl on a date, think this:

What would Scott Howard and Danny Larusso do?

I just picture trying to roll 20s while this song plays in my head, much like when I cheered on Slade to beat Mr. Dream on the NES.

“Master! Jacen Solo has a vial of Alpha Red!”
“Sweep the leg.”

We Choose the Moon

Summer is the opposite of winter in my mind. In winter, I watch quite a bit of TV. This week I’ve only watched four episodes of Sliders and two of So You Think You Can Dance.

After reading those selections, I don’t know why any of you trust my opinion on quality television.

I really can’t believe that that’s all the TV I’ve watched. But then I realize I have been writing sunup to sundown (as in masters degree capstone sunup to sundown). Yesterday I started the drawing stage, immersing myself in Photoshop’s gravity well.

Spending so much time on the computer working, when I take a quick break of course it’s going to be on the computer.

When you’re not following Sarah Palin or The Author of The Shack (not The Shaq), you should check out We Choose the Moon.

It’s what Apollo 11 might have looked like if we had all of the tech to do status updates to give instant updates.

As of my writing Apollo 11 is at Stage 6, half-way between Earth and the moon. If everything stays according to plan, we should see a landing around, oh, I don’t know, July 20-ish.

At the site it not only has the countdown and the visualization, but it’s also streaming all of the dialogue between Capcom (Mission Control, not Street Fighter) and the astronauts. (Click on those links to follow them on Twitter. I set it up for text updates – so that I feel like I’m someone so important the astronauts feel the need to text me.)

Listening to the streaming audio makes me feel like when Tom and I removed two of the legs from our dorm room beds and slept like astronauts while the NASA channel gave us updates on John Glenn’s return to space.

In the bottom right of the site is what puts it all into context. Scrolling are fun facts about 1969, like how gas was 35 cents a gallon or how Slaughterhouse 5 was on the New York Times bestsellers list.

You definitely have to check out the video and photo galleries. After 40 years there is still media that I haven’t seen before. It’s all sponsored by the JFK presidential library. I think it’s really cool and for that I give you JFK’s moonshot speech:

Either that or Jean Claude Van Damme’s Double Impact mixed with Karate Kid II (or if Chuck Norris’ Top Dog is more your thing).

Government: It’s like a game of chicken, mixed with a bad MySpace page.

For those worn out by politics, you might want to check out the G.I. Joe videogame developer blog (yes, there will be Stormshadow. Yes, there will be the collectible file cards. Yes, there will be Public Service Announcements…wha?).

Once you’ve done that, listen to Neil Gaiman read The Graveyard Book in its entirety. Newbery!

You may have seen that our politicians don’t always agree.

The legislature of Arizona approved a budget June 4. We can start planning for the school year, right? Not yet.

We have three branches of government (checks and balances still rock, even if we don’t wear powdered wigs anymore).

The legislature is holding onto the budget. It’s like a game of keep away, where they keep looking like they’re going to give the paper to her, and then they pull it back quickly.

It’s actually more like a game of chicken. We’re waiting to see who’s going to be responsible for shutting down parts of Arizona government. Who will flinch?

Who will have the stinky hot potato budget in their hands when the June 30 Catch Phrase buzzer goes off?

One branch of government is suing another branch of government and asking the remaining branch of government to mediate.

“I’m not speaking to you. Judicial Branch, will you tell Legislative Branch to give me the budget?”

“Judicial, you tell Executive that we can do what we want. I’m going to hold my breath until she says that she loves me.”

I think we may have a possible cause for low voter turn-out. There’s an attitude that politicians follow their own interests and not the interests of the people of the Republic – that the population doesn’t feel represented/that their vote affects policy. Intriguing…

And then we see goofy school districts doing stuff like this. I feel like mentioning that not all of us subscribe to the rubber room philosophy.

While I was looking up the details about the Arizona Supreme Court, seeing if I could find anything in the Supreme Court online records about the budget case…imagine my surprise at what I stumbled across.

The Public Access Case Lookup.

I searched myself and thankfully none of the atrocities committed under the Booyor banner were listed, but one guy who shares my first and last (but not middle) name should probably lay off the alcohol – forever.

Look up your name. Tons of fun for the whole family. Gotta love public access court documents provided by our government.

I know that we’ve been very focused on the Iranian elections (which I’m glad that crimes normally ignored are being brought to light) but I find it interesting that people haven’t been intrigued by what’s going on with North Korea, Myanmar, and China.

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A cargo ship, the Kang Nam, is heading to Yangon, Myanmar but may have to refuel at Shanghai.

Here are the complications: there’s a U.S. destroyer (the USS John McCain, ironically enough) following the ship to see if it has illegal cargo. After North Korea tested nuclear weapons and launched a missile in May, the UN has sanctioned North Korea from shipping nuclear weapons-type stuff. If they have that junk, the ship is to be redirected to a port of Pyongyang’s (North Korea version of Washington, D.C.) choosing to be searched.

North Korea has been saying that this would be an act of war.

We’ll see what happens with the port authority of Shanghai. I wonder if North Korea’s testing the sanctions like a one year-old tests if you’ll make them finish lunch (not like I have any experience, right?) or if they’re just waiting for the U.S. destroyer to slip up.

I should be careful with my comparisons to big news events with immature acts. I don’t want to pull a Hoekstra. He posted an exaggeration on Twitter:

Iranian twitter activity similar to what we did in House last year when Republicans were shut down in the House.

and an entire site was born:

Catching Fire review is up – and have you seen Mike’s group?

Many updates today…

I put up a review of Catching Fire on the professional site.

One week until Conduit’s release. I am excited for a co-op game for my wife and I, though. The new Super Mario looks promising, and perhaps the next Ultimate Alliance could be good. I’m not current on my printed comics. Wasn’t Captain America dead? Now he’s back?

Japan is now going to have movie rentals on the Wii.

I guess I shouldn’t be blown away by the response to Mike’s Ghostbusters III group on Facebook. Since he ain’t afraid of no ghost, it’s the only logical progression. I do like Wil Wheaton’s thoughts on the busting of ghosts:

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, you should call the police, contrary to what the song suggests.

I also appreciate his thoughts on current events:

Pretty sure the City of Los Angeles can find a better way to spend a million dollars than on a parade. Teachers come to mind.

It’s not that I don’t like the Lakers (I always forget, from time to time, that there are professional sports ever since the NBA started playing on cable instead of free TV).

But I am a fan of irony, and I guess some other Twitterers agree with something interesting that I noticed this weekend:

Riots in the same weekend. What do you stand for, Lakers or fair elections? #iranElection

Catching Fire has reminded me of what large masses of angry people look like.

Thanks to everyone who re-tweeted that. It’s been crazy watching Twitter hold CNN accountable for going light on the coverage of world events. They focus on Iran if it relates to something gossipy, but now the public demands more info on a government that cracks down on free speech.

On the topic of free speech (literally free…no cost to you, right?):
Shi Weihan was arrested for printing Bibles for free, which I guess is illegal in China still. Argh.

I’m intrigued by Kiva. I’m not a big fan of throwing money at a problem, but I know what it’s like to have an expense come up.

I must also confess that I am entertained on Twitter with pictures of director Adam Shankman with his dog on the movie set watching 3D monitors for Step Up:

as well as finding it fun that Miley Cyrus watches Funniest Home Videos to cheer herself up.

Keep those last two secrets to yourself.

Twitpocalypse is Nigh

2,147,483,647

In many programming languages, that’s how large your int variable can be. Anything past that returns a “Hey! That’s not 32-bit!!” error from the CPU.

I’m trying to think if I’ve seen a video game with a higher score than that. What about that Steve Wiebe Donkey Kong guy recently? He just needed to listen to Rush, right?

Why a Twitpocalypse? The number of Tweets is approaching 2,147,483,647. Each Tweet is assigned a number. Once the Tweets go past that, it may go into negative numbers, it may cause a core dump, it may even kill Spock.

I always got that error when I was working in C++ (the core dump, not the Spock death). If I could go back in time, I would fix my integer definitions. That’s right – nothing life-changing, just better code.

What does it mean for you? Programs like TweetDeck or Twhirl or Twslapmeintheface may freak out and not update properly. We may also see a visit from the Fail Whale.

Check here for more details on when the Twitpocalypse shall arrive: http://www.twitpocalypse.com/

Much like my samurai counterpart, I blame Oprah. But can you imagine being the last tweet to send it over the edge?

Devin Starts a Big Rumor and a Guide for E-mailing People’s Phones as an SMS

First off, I didn’t know that Felicia Day (of Dr. Horrible fame) is an assassin, let alone a level 80 assassin. Check out Devin’s rumor on Felicia Day’s blog. It’s the Oregon Trail one under ‘Gaming’.

Also – with many people texting me now, especially photos (by the way, I didn’t have photos included in my plan [cough]Mike and Slade[/cough])(don’t feel bad – even my principal texts me), my wife and I had to move up to an unlimited texting plan. It’s better than the overage fees (in my defense, the E3 Twittersplosion was posted from the web) .

As I explore some phone tricks, I’ll post them here.

The first one you may know about (thanks to the friends who told me about it) being able to e-mail your phone and have it show up as a text message. Here is a list of formulas for what the e-mail address for your phone is:

AreaCode+MobileNumber@message.alltel.com Alltel
1+AreaCode+MobileNumber@mobile.mycingular.com Cingular
AreaCode+MobileNumber@mmode.com former AT&T users on Cingular
AreaCode+MobileNumber@page.nextel.com Nextel
AreaCode+MobileNumber@messaging.sprintpcs.com Sprint (US)
AreaCode+MobileNumber@tmomail.com T-Mobile
AreaCode+MobileNumber@vtext.com Verizon
AreaCode+MobileNumber@vmobl.com Virgin Mobile (US customers only)

So now anything that will send you an e-mail can now send you a text update. I would not recommend giving this address to something suspicious of SPAM.

The part that I think is really cool is sending a text to an e-mail address. The “To:” section is a certain number to send the text to; the next part is the e-mail address – once the phone sees a space, it moves on to the subject. Put a ‘#’ at the end of the subject to separate it from the body of your e-mail.

Here are the SMS-to-E-mail codes:

121 Cingular
0000 Cingular/ATTWS
500 T-Mobile

Now you can reach a loved one for less bandwidth than a phone call – texts get through networks easier than voice. Although it would be creepy to get “Help. Cloverfield destroying NY” e-mail as your last e-mail from a loved one.

This is a collection of tattered threads of information that I found, so test it out. If it doesn’t work, post a comment to let me know.

I should remind you that each Wii console has its own independent e-mail.

China Blocks Twitter, Flickr, WordPress, YouTube…


I can understand when my school blocks Twitter.

I can also understand how to get around that (the bloggh’s siderbar RSS feed, oddly enough, slips through the blocking software).

But an entire country? And so close to the anniversary of Tiananmen?

I know they’re just social networking/media sites, but it betrays a sentiment of wanting to control the flow of information/thoughts of an entire nation (kinda like Iran blocking Facebook…an entire country treated like a conservative district’s junior high).

And what do we do here? How do we perceive this? YouTube got blocked because of footage that leaked about beat-downs of protesters.

Injustices happen when we keep truth in the shadows, including when no one speaks up.

I wonder if the text messages still get through, if you have device updates on.

I’m curious to see what China tries to do to the iPhone and G1 – the phones that are portable computers. Are they blocking that access as well?