Mar 17 2010
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Feb 17 2010
Let’s just say it didn’t help his perception.
While practicing at the local park for the staff basketball game, a teenager skateboarded up to me and asked if he could “bum a smoke”.
Did he not see my staff shirt? Maybe he didn’t think things through.
Feb 06 2010
Big Bird versus Tony Danza
I finally got around to installing Hulu Desktop. It’s cool for browsing shows and sets it up more like Apple’s Front Row, which is cool. It also brought me this:
Jan 31 2010
Picasso vs. Einstein: Who would win?
Picaso at the Lapin Agile by Steve Martin
February 9, 10 and 11
7:00pm
Ironwood High School
Totally wish I knew how to embed…because I would. Instead I will just link.
Dec 12 2009
Honika Electronica
This video is for my readers (or readers’ wives) who have started celebrating:
Nov 16 2009
In case you were worried…
Booyor is not dead. I saw him this past Saturday night. I know everyone was worried since there hasn’t been a post since November 13th. Get off his back, people! Librarians/husbands/fathers/Ninja Warriors need time off. 
Nov 11 2009
1 Mathematical Ode to My Day
1 a.m.
2 toilets not working
1 night slept on a my brother’s living room floor (THANK YOU!)
4 trips to Home Depot
1 idiotic sales-teenager who thought I said I had a snake in my toilet
1 annoying salesperson who thought she’d crack a joke that wasn’t funny – did I look like I was in the mood for sarcasm?
1 phone call to our friendly neighborhood bathroom friend (THANK YOU!)
3 houses down the street to use the bathroom
9 hours to fix one toilet
24 dirty towels
6 new tiles
64 ounces of Diet Coke
4 text messages from friends (THANK YOU!)
2 bathtubs full of sewer back-up (eww.)
2 toilets still not flushing
1 girl to SPARKS
1 call to Roto-Rooter
1 phone call from a friend (THANK YOU!)
1 Roto-rooted pipe
2 showers cleaned
3 loads of towels washed
2 showers taken
1 load of dishes
4 e-mails from friends (THANK YOU!)
1 dog with a seizure
4 Subway subs
1 bed time story
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1 “day off” that did not go as planned
Nov 04 2009
Seriously.
I can’t help but think that today would have gone differently if I had superpowers.



