Three Decades

I thought about titling today’s post like a Vanguard chapter with Roman numerals, but then I realized the SEO trouble that would bring me.

So look at what three decades can do:
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I had to re-prioritize my Vanguard deadline with editing wedding videos, filming dance concerts, and getting bass music ready (and there’s this thing called “AIMS” that takes up some time for testing coordinators). I’m shooting for the end of the school year. I’m at chapter 111 and very excited.

After a long absence, I revisited our Animal Crossing town yesterday. They’re very supportive:
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But then I remembered that they’re insane:
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We had teppanyaki last night. My wife loves me.

I think I’ve gotten the most well-wishes this year than any year. Thanks, everybody.

Recombinant Results

I’m almost done with Max Ride 5, so it’s fitting that we have our results of the survey:

If you were forced to be a part of a mad scientist’s recombinant DNA experiment, which creature would you want your DNA mixed with?

45% Koala
36% Chinchilla
9% Manatee
9% Matt Lauer

Let’s pause for a minute while we contemplate Matt Lauer tying in votes with a manatee.

Expect a review of Max within the next few days. Mike, still working on the video. Slade, when April 18 rolls around those zombies will have me to fear. My encouraging fans, we’re on page 90 of Vanguard.

Have you seen the information TurboTax puts out about deductions? I’m curious about the depreciation of my MacBook, DVD burner, and printer based on how many things got booyored in 2008.

Vanguard – Monochromatic

Light glinted off the battlefield crown of the White King. Sweat threatened to sting his eyes. He surveyed the mess.

Most of his foot soldiers lay fallen behind enemy lines. His battle emplacements crumbled, the result of a constant exchange with his antithesis, the Black King. Fires still burned in the remains of the catapults. Moving them to the front to protect the white royalty had only stalled the inevitable, it seemed. Others had been tricked by the Pirc Gambit, but the Black King pressed forward.

A sound of a horse galloping violently assaulted the king’s thoughts.

“Sir! They’ve broken through our main line. It’s time for -” A gurgle escaped the White Knight’s lips. As he and his horse collapsed in a heap, their bones sunk into the red grass. They appeared as ghosts behind the Black line of defenses. The knight held up his hand for the White King to see and lowered his head. He let his hand fall and shoulders slump.

Standing where the horse and rider once were on the battlefield presided a gaunt woman dressed all in black. Her long evening gown of a get-up flowed as she glided forward, her skinny, spindly fingers caressing her scepter.

“So, King-y, how are things?” She gave a cruel laugh.

She’s right there. Perhaps I could capture her unawares, thought the king. His muscles became coiled springs.

“I would reconsider. You really do need to think two steps ahead of your enemy, dear. So predictable.” The Black Queen waved her scepter, pointing it behind her. The White King looked past her shoulder. To the back right and back left of her were short men in tall, pointy hats. They grinned as they simultaneously wringed their hands in expectation.

The woman threw her head back in a cackle. She raised her arms and spun with a giggle. Her eyes became slits as her head whipped back towards the White King.

“Mate?”